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CHAPTER
XXIX I COME INTO MY KINGDOM For some time Alan volleyed upon
the door, and his
knocking only roused the echoes of the house and neighbourhood.
At last, however, I could hear the noise of a window
gently thrust up,
and knew that my uncle had come to his observatory.
By what light there was, he would see Alan standing,
like a dark shadow,
on the steps; the three witnesses were hidden quite out of his view; so
that
there was nothing to alarm an honest man in his own house. For all
that, he
studied his visitor awhile in silence, and when he spoke his voice had
a quaver
of misgiving. "What's this?" says he.
"This is nae kind of time of night for decent folk;
and I hae nae trokings[34]
wi' night-hawks. What brings ye here? I have a blunderbush."
"Is that yoursel', Mr. Balfour?"
returned
Alan, stepping back and looking up into the darkness.
"Have a care of that blunderbuss; they're nasty
things
to burst." "What brings ye here? and whae are
ye?"
says my uncle, angrily.
"I have no manner of inclination to
rowt out my
name to the country-side," said Alan; "but what brings me here is
another story, being more of your affair than mine; and if ye're sure
it's what
ye would like, I'll set it to a tune and sing it to you."
"And what is't?" asked my uncle.
"David," says Alan.
"What was that?" cried my uncle, in
a
mighty changed voice. "Shall I give ye the rest of the
name,
then?" said Alan. There was a pause; and then, "I'm
thinking I'll
better let ye in," says my uncle, doubtfully.
"I dare say that," said Alan; "but
the
point is, Would I go? Now I will tell you what I am thinking.
I am thinking that it is here upon this doorstep
that we must confer upon
this business; and it shall be here or nowhere at all whatever; for I
would have
you to understand that I am as stiffnecked as yoursel', and a gentleman
of
better family." This change of note disconcerted
Ebenezer; he was a
little while digesting it, and then says he, "Weel, weel, what must be
must," and shut the window. But it took him a long time to get
down-stairs,
and a still longer to undo the fastenings, repenting (I dare say) and
taken with
fresh claps of fear at every second step and every bolt and bar.
At last, however, we heard the creak of the hinges,
and it seems my uncle
slipped gingerly out and (seeing that Alan had stepped back a pace or
two) sate
him down on the top doorstep with the blunderbuss ready in his hands.
"And, now" says he, "mind I have my
blunderbush, and if ye take a step nearer ye're as good as deid."
"And a very civil speech," says
Alan,
"to be sure." "Na," says my uncle, "but this is
no a
very chanty kind of a proceeding, and I'm bound to be prepared.
And now that we understand each other, ye'll can
name your
business." "Why," says Alan, "you that are a
man
of so much understanding, will doubtless have perceived that I am a
Hieland
gentleman. My name
has nae business
in my story; but the county of my friends is no very far from the Isle
of Mull,
of which ye will have heard. It
seems there was a ship lost in those parts; and the next day a
gentleman of my
family was seeking wreck-wood for his fire along the sands, when he
came upon a
lad that was half drowned. Well,
he
brought him to; and he and some other gentleman took and clapped him in
an auld,
ruined castle, where from that day to this he has been a great expense
to my
friends. My friends are a wee wild-like, and not so particular about
the law as
some that I could name; and finding that the lad owned some decent
folk, and was
your born nephew, Mr. Balfour, they asked me to give ye a bit call and
confer
upon the matter. And I may tell ye at the off-go, unless we can agree
upon some
terms, ye are little likely to set eyes upon him.
For my friends," added Alan, simply, "are no very
well off." My uncle cleared his throat. "I'm
no very
caring," says he. "He
wasnae a good lad at the best of it, and I've nae call to interfere."
"Ay, ay," said Alan, "I see what ye
would be at: pretending ye don't care, to make the ransom smaller."
"Na," said my uncle, "it's the mere
truth. I take nae
manner of
interest in the lad, and I'll pay nae ransome, and ye can make a kirk
and a mill
of him for what I care."
"Hoot, sir," says Alan.
"Blood's thicker than water, in the deil's name!
Ye cannae desert your brother's son for the fair
shame of it; and if ye
did, and it came to be kennt, ye wouldnae be very popular in your
country-side,
or I'm the more deceived."
"I'm no just very popular the way
it is,"
returned Ebenezer; "and I dinnae see how it would come to be kennt.
No by me, onyway; nor yet by you or your friends.
So that's idle talk, my buckie," says he.
"Then it'll have to be David that
tells
it," said Alan. "How that?" says my uncle, sharply."
"Ou, just this, way" says Alan. "My
friends would doubtless keep your nephew as long as there was any
likelihood of
siller to be made of it, but if there was nane, I am clearly of opinion
they
would let him gang where he pleased, and be damned to him!"
"Ay, but I'm no very caring about
that
either," said my uncle. "I wouldnae be muckle made up with that."
"I was thinking that," said Alan.
"And what for why?" asked Ebenezer.
"Why, Mr. Balfour," replied Alan,
"by
all that I could hear, there were two ways of it: either ye liked David
and
would pay to get him back; or else ye had very good reasons for not
wanting him,
and would pay for us to keep him.
It
seems it's not the first; well then, it's the second; and blythe am I
to ken it,
for it should be a pretty penny in my pocket and the pockets of my
friends." "I dinnae follow ye there," said my
uncle.
"No?" said Alan.
"Well, see here: you dinnae want the lad back; well,
what do ye want done with him, and how much will ye pay?"
My uncle made no answer, but
shifted uneasily on his
seat. "Come, sir," cried Alan.
"I would have you to ken that I am a gentleman; I
bear a king's
name; I am nae rider to kick my shanks at your hall door.
Either give me an answer in civility, and that out
of hand; or by the top
of Glencoe, I will ram three feet of iron through your vitals."
"Eh, man," cried my uncle,
scrambling to
his feet, "give me a meenit! What's
like wrong with ye? I'm
just a
plain man and nae dancing master; and I'm tryin to be as ceevil as it's
morally
possible. As for
that wild talk,
it's fair disrepitable. Vitals, says you!
And where would I be with my blunderbush?" he
snarled.
"Powder and your auld hands are but
as the snail
to the swallow against the bright steel in the hands of Alan," said the
other. "Before your jottering finger could find the trigger, the hilt
would
dirl on your breast-bane."
"Eh, man, whae's denying it?" said
my
uncle. "Pit it as
ye please,
hae't your ain way; I'll do naething to cross ye. Just tell me what
like ye'll
be wanting, and ye'll see that we'll can agree fine."
"Troth, sir," said Alan, "I ask for
nothing but plain dealing. In two words: do ye want the lad killed or
kept?" "O, sirs!" cried Ebenezer.
"O, sirs, me! that's no kind of language!"
"Killed or kept!" repeated Alan.
"O, keepit, keepit!" wailed my
uncle.
"We'll have nae bloodshed, if you please."
"Well," says Alan, "as ye please;
that'll be the dearer."
"The dearer?" cries Ebenezer.
"Would ye fyle your hands wi' crime?"
"Hoot!" said Alan, "they're baith
crime, whatever! And
the killing's
easier, and quicker, and surer. Keeping
the lad'll be a fashious[35]
job, a fashious,
kittle business." "I'll have him keepit, though,"
returned my
uncle. "I never had
naething
to do with onything morally wrong; and I'm no gaun to begin to pleasure
a wild
Hielandman." "Ye're unco scrupulous," sneered
Alan.
"I'm a man o' principle," said
Ebenezer,
simply; "and if I have to pay for it, I'll have to pay for it.
And besides," says he, "ye forget the lad's my
brother's
son." "Well, well," said Alan, "and now
about the price. It's
no very easy
for me to set a name upon it; I would first have to ken some small
matters. I
would have to ken, for instance, what ye gave Hoseason at the first
off-go?" "Hoseason!" cries my uncle, struck
aback.
"What for?"
"For kidnapping David," says Alan.
"It's a lee, it's a black lee!"
cried my
uncle. "He was
never
kidnapped. He leed
in his throat
that tauld ye that. Kidnapped?
He
never was!" "That's no fault of mine nor yet of
yours,"
said Alan; "nor yet of Hoseason's, if he's a man that can be trusted."
"What do ye mean?" cried Ebenezer.
"Did Hoseason tell ye?"
"Why, ye donnered auld runt, how
else would I
ken?" cried Alan. "Hoseason and me are partners; we gang shares; so ye
can see for yoursel' what good ye can do leeing.
And I must plainly say ye drove a fool's bargain
when ye let
a man like the sailor-man so far forward in your private matters.
But that's past praying for; and ye must lie on your
bed the way ye made
it. And the point
in hand is just
this: what did ye pay him?"
"Has he tauld ye himsel'?" asked my
uncle.
"That's my concern," said Alan.
"Weel," said my uncle, "I dinnae
care
what he said, he leed, and the solemn God's truth is this, that I gave
him
twenty pound. But I'll be perfec'ly honest with ye: forby that, he was
to have
the selling of the lad in Caroliny, whilk would be as muckle mair, but
no from
my pocket, ye see." "Thank you, Mr. Thomson.
That will do excellently well," said the lawyer,
stepping forward;
and then mighty civilly, "Good-evening, Mr. Balfour," said he.
And, "Good-evening, Uncle
Ebenezer," said
I. And, "It's a braw nicht, Mr.
Balfour" added
Torrance. Never a word said my uncle, neither
black nor white;
but just sat where he was on the top door-step and stared upon us like
a man
turned to stone. Alan
filched away
his blunderbuss; and the lawyer, taking him by the arm, plucked him up
from the
doorstep, led him into the kitchen, whither we all followed, and set
him down in
a chair beside the hearth, where the fire was out and only a rush-light
burning.
There we all looked upon him for a
while, exulting
greatly in our success, but yet with a sort of pity for the man's shame.
"Come, come, Mr. Ebenezer," said
the
lawyer, "you must not be down-hearted, for I promise you we shall make
easy
terms. In the
meanwhile give us the
cellar key, and Torrance shall draw us a bottle of your father's wine
in honour
of the event." Then,
turning
to me and taking me by the hand, "Mr. David," says he, "I wish
you all joy in your good fortune, which I believe to be deserved."
And then to Alan, with a spice of drollery, "Mr.
Thomson, I pay you
my compliment; it was most artfully conducted; but in one point you
somewhat
outran my comprehension. Do
I understand your name to be James? or Charles? or is it
George, perhaps?" "And why should it be any of the
three,
sir?" quoth Alan, drawing himself up, like one who smelt an offence.
"Only, sir, that you mentioned a
king's
name," replied Rankeillor; "and as there has never yet been a King
Thomson, or his fame at least has never come my way, I judged you must
refer to
that you had in baptism."
This was just the stab that Alan
would feel keenest,
and I am free to confess he took it very ill.
Not a word would he answer, but stepped off to the
far end of the
kitchen, and sat down and sulked; and it was not till I stepped after
him, and
gave him my hand, and thanked him by title as the chief spring of my
success,
that he began to smile a bit, and was at last prevailed upon to join
our party.
By that time we had the fire
lighted, and a bottle of
wine uncorked; a good supper came out of the basket, to which Torrance
and I and
Alan set ourselves down; while the lawyer and my uncle passed into the
next
chamber to consult. They
stayed
there closeted about an hour; at the end of which period they had come
to a good
understanding, and my uncle and I set our hands to the agreement in a
formal
manner. By the
terms of this, my
uncle bound himself to satisfy Rankeillor as to his intromissions, and
to pay me
two clear thirds of the yearly income of Shaws.
So
the beggar in the ballad had come home; and
when I lay down that night on the kitchen chests, I was a man of means
and had a
name in the country. Alan
and
Torrance and Rankeillor slept and snored on their hard beds; but for me
who had
lain out under heaven and upon dirt and stones, so many days and
nights, and
often with an empty belly, and in fear of death, this good change in my
case
unmanned me more than any of the former evil ones; and I lay till dawn,
looking
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