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The Pygmies. A great while ago,
when the world was full of wonders, there lived an
earth-born Giant, named Antæus, and a million or more of curious little
earth-born people, who were called Pygmies. This Giant and these
Pygmies being
children of the same mother (that is to say, our good old Grandmother
Earth),
were all brethren, and dwelt together in a very friendly and
affectionate
manner, far, far off, in the middle of hot Africa. The Pygmies were so
small,
and there were so many sandy deserts and such high mountains between
them and
the rest of mankind, that nobody could get a peep at them oftener than
once in
a hundred years. As for the Giant, being of a very lofty stature, it
was easy
enough to see him, but safest to keep out of his sight. Among the Pygmies, I
suppose, if one of them grew to the height of six
or eight inches, he was reckoned a prodigiously tall man. It must have
been
very pretty to behold their little cities, with streets two or three
feet wide,
paved with the smallest pebbles, and bordered by habitations about as
big as a squirrel's
cage. The king's palace attained to the stupendous magnitude of
Periwinkle's
baby house, and stood in the center of a spacious square, which could
hardly
have been covered by our hearth-rug. Their principal temple, or
cathedral, was
as lofty as yonder bureau, and was looked upon as a wonderfully sublime
and
magnificent edifice. All these structures were built neither of stone
nor wood.
They were neatly plastered together by the Pygmy workmen, pretty much
like
birds' nests, out of straw, feathers, egg shells, and other small bits
of
stuff, with stiff clay instead of mortar; and when the hot sun had
dried them,
they were just as snug and comfortable as a Pygmy could desire. The country round
about was conveniently laid out in fields, the largest
of which was nearly of the same extent as one of Sweet Fern's flower
beds. Here
the Pygmies used to plant wheat and other kinds of grain, which, when
it grew
up and ripened, overshadowed these tiny people as the pines, and the
oaks, and
the walnut and chestnut trees overshadow you and me, when we walk in
our own
tracts of woodland. At harvest time, they were forced to go with their
little
axes and cut down the grain, exactly as a woodcutter makes a clearing
in the
forest; and when a stalk of wheat, with its overburdened top, chanced
to come
crashing down upon an unfortunate Pygmy, it was apt to be a very sad
affair. If
it did not smash him all to pieces, at least, I am sure, it must have
made the
poor little fellow's head ache. And O, my stars! if the fathers and
mothers
were so small, what must the children and babies have been? A whole
family of
them might have been put to bed in a shoe, or have crept into an old
glove, and
played at hide-and-seek in its thumb and fingers. You might have hidden
a
year-old baby under a thimble. Now these funny
Pygmies, as I told you before, had a Giant for their
neighbor and brother, who was bigger, if possible, than they were
little. He
was so very tall that he carried a pine tree, which was eight feet
through the
butt, for a walking stick. It took a far-sighted Pygmy, I can assure
you, to
discern his summit without the help of a telescope; and sometimes, in
misty
weather, they could not see his upper half, but only his long legs,
which
seemed to be striding about by themselves. But at noonday in a clear
atmosphere, when the sun shone brightly over him, the Giant Antæus
presented a
very grand spectacle. There he used to stand, a perfect mountain of a
man, with
his great countenance smiling down upon his little brothers, and his
one vast
eye (which was as big as a cart wheel, and placed right in the center
of his
forehead) giving a friendly wink to the whole nation at once. The Pygmies loved to
talk with Antæus; and fifty times a day, one or
another of them would turn up his head, and shout through the hollow of
his
fists, "Halloo, brother Antæus! How are you, my good fellow?" And
when the small distant squeak of their voices reached his ear, the
Giant would
make answer, "Pretty well, brother Pygmy, I thank you," in a
thunderous roar that would have shaken down the walls of their
strongest
temple, only that it came from so far aloft. It was a happy
circumstance that Antæus was the Pygmy people's friend;
for there was more strength in his little finger than in ten million of
such bodies
as this. If he had been as ill-natured to them as he was to everybody
else, he
might have beaten down their biggest city at one kick, and hardly have
known
that he did it. With the tornado of his breath, he could have stripped
the
roofs from a hundred dwellings and sent thousands of the inhabitants
whirling
through the air. He might have set his immense foot upon a multitude;
and when
he took it up again, there would have been a pitiful sight, to be sure.
But,
being the son of Mother Earth, as they likewise were, the Giant gave
them his
brotherly kindness, and loved them with as big a love as it was
possible to
feel for creatures so very small. And, on their parts, the Pygmies
loved Antæus
with as much affection as their tiny hearts could hold. He was always
ready to
do them any good offices that lay in his power; as for example, when
they
wanted a breeze to turn their windmills, the Giant would set all the
sails
a-going with the mere natural respiration of his lungs. When the sun
was too
hot, he often sat himself down, and let his shadow fall over the
kingdom, from
one frontier to the other; and as for matters in general, he was wise
enough to
let them alone, and leave the Pygmies to manage their own affairs —
which,
after all, is about the best thing that great people can do for little
ones. In short, as I said
before, Antæus loved the Pygmies, and the Pygmies
loved Antæus. The Giant's life being as long as his body was large,
while the
lifetime of a Pygmy was but a span, this friendly intercourse had been
going on
for innumerable generations and ages. It was written about in the Pygmy
histories, and talked about in their ancient traditions. The most
venerable and
white-bearded Pygmy had never heard of a time, even in his greatest of
grandfathers' days, when the Giant was not their enormous friend. Once,
to be
sure (as was recorded on an obelisk, three feet high, erected on the
place of
the catastrophe), Antæus sat down upon about five thousand Pygmies, who
were
assembled at a military review. But this was one of those unlucky
accidents for
which nobody is to blame; so that the small folks never took it to
heart, and
only requested the Giant to be careful forever afterwards to examine
the acre
of ground where he intended to squat himself. It is a very
pleasant picture to imagine Antæus standing among the
Pygmies, like the spire of the tallest cathedral that ever was built,
while
they ran about like pismires at his feet; and to think that, in spite
of their
difference in size, there were affection and sympathy between them and
him!
Indeed, it has always seemed to me that the Giant needed the little
people more
than the Pygmies needed the Giant. For, unless they had been his
neighbors and
well wishers, and, as we may say, his playfellows, Antæus would not
have had a
single friend in the world. No other being like himself had ever been
created.
No creature of his own size had ever talked with him, in thunder-like
accents,
face to face. When he stood with his head among the clouds, he was
quite alone,
and had been so for hundreds of years, and would be so forever. Even if
he had
met another Giant, Antæus would have fancied the world not big enough
for two
such vast personages, and, instead of being friends with him, would
have fought
him till one of the two was killed. But with the Pygmies he was the
most
sportive and humorous, and merry-hearted, and sweet-tempered old Giant
that
ever washed his face in a wet cloud. His little friends,
like all other small people, had a great opinion of
their own importance, and used to assume quite a patronizing air
towards the
Giant. "Poor creature!"
they said one to another. "He has a very
dull time of it, all by himself; and we ought not to grudge wasting a
little of
our precious time to amuse him. He is not half so bright as we are, to
be sure;
and, for that reason, he needs us to look after his comfort and
happiness. Let
us be kind to the old fellow. Why, if Mother Earth had not been very
kind to
ourselves, we might all have been Giants too." On all their
holidays, the Pygmies had excellent sport with Antæus. He
often stretched himself out at full length on the ground, where he
looked like
the long ridge of a hill; and it was a good hour's walk, no doubt, for
a
short-legged Pygmy to journey from head to foot of the Giant. He would
lay down
his great hand flat on the grass, and challenge the tallest of them to
clamber
upon it, and straddle from finger to finger. So fearless were they,
that they
made nothing of creeping in among the folds of his garments. When his
head lay sidewise
on the earth, they would march boldly up, and peep into the great
cavern of his
mouth, and take it all as a joke (as indeed it was meant) when Antæus
gave a
sudden snap of his jaws, as if he were going to swallow fifty of them
at once.
You would have laughed to see the children dodging in and out among his
hair,
or swinging from his beard. It is impossible to tell half of the funny
tricks
that they played with their huge comrade; but I do not know that
anything was
more curious than when a party of boys were seen running races on his
forehead,
to try which of them could get first round the circle of his one great
eye. It
was another favorite feat with them to march along the bridge of his
nose, and
jump down upon his upper lip. If the truth must be
told, they were sometimes as troublesome to the
Giant as a swarm of ants or mosquitoes, especially as they had a
fondness for
mischief, and liked to prick his skin with their little swords and
lances, to
see how thick and tough it was. But Antæus took it all kindly enough;
although,
once in a while, when he happened to be sleepy, he would grumble out a
peevish
word or two, like the muttering of a tempest, and ask them to have done
with
their nonsense. A great deal oftener, however, he watched their
merriment and
gambols until his huge, heavy, clumsy wits were completely stirred up
by them;
and then would he roar out such a tremendous volume of immeasurable
laughter,
that the whole nation of Pygmies had to put their hands to their ears,
else it
would certainly have deafened them. "Ho! ho! ho!" quoth
the Giant, shaking his mountainous sides.
"What a funny thing it is to be little! If I were not Antæus, I should
like to be a Pygmy, just for the joke's sake." The Pygmies had but
one thing to trouble them in the world. They were
constantly at war with the cranes, and had always been so, ever since
the
long-lived Giant could remember. From time to time, very terrible
battles had
been fought in which sometimes the little men won the victory, and
sometimes
the cranes. According to some historians, the Pygmies used to go to the
battle,
mounted on the backs of goats and rams; but such animals as these must
have
been far too big for Pygmies to ride upon; so that, I rather suppose,
they rode
on squirrel-back, or rabbit-back, or rat-back, or perhaps got upon
hedgehogs,
whose prickly quills would be very terrible to the enemy. However this
might
be, and whatever creatures the Pygmies rode upon, I do not doubt that
they made
a formidable appearance, armed with sword and spear, and bow and arrow,
blowing
their tiny trumpet, and shouting their little war cry. They never
failed to
exhort one another to fight bravely, and recollect that the world had
its eyes
upon them; although, in simple truth, the only spectator was the Giant
Antæus,
with his one, great, stupid eye in the middle of his forehead. When the two armies
joined battle, the cranes would rush forward,
flapping their wings and stretching out their necks, and would perhaps
snatch
up some of the Pygmies crosswise in their beaks. Whenever this
happened, it was
truly an awful spectacle to see those little men of might kicking and
sprawling
in the air, and at last disappearing down the crane's long, crooked
throat,
swallowed up alive. A hero, you know, must hold himself in readiness
for any
kind of fate; and doubtless the glory of the thing was a consolation to
him,
even in the crane's gizzard. If Antæus observed that the battle was
going hard
against his little allies, he generally stopped laughing, and ran with
mile-long strides to their assistance, flourishing his club aloft and
shouting
at the cranes, who quacked and croaked, and retreated as fast as they
could. Then
the Pygmy army would march homeward in triumph, attributing the victory
entirely to their own valor, and to the warlike skill and strategy of
whomsoever
happened to be captain general; and for a tedious while afterwards,
nothing
would be heard of but grand processions, and public banquets, and
brilliant
illuminations, and shows of wax-work, with likenesses of the
distinguished
officers, as small as life. In the
above-described warfare, if a Pygmy chanced to pluck out a
crane's tail feather, it proved a very great feather in his cap. Once
or twice,
if you will believe me, a little man was made chief ruler of the nation
for no
other merit in the world than bringing home such a feather. But I have now said
enough to let you see what a gallant little people
these were, and how happily they and their forefathers, for nobody
knows how
many generations, had lived with the immeasurable Giant Antæus. In the
remaining part of the story, I shall tell you of a far more astonishing
battle
than any that was fought between the Pygmies and the cranes. One day the mighty
Antæus was lolling at full length among his little
friends. His pine-tree walking stick lay on the ground, close by his
side. His
head was in one part of the kingdom, and his feet extended across the
boundaries of another part; and he was taking whatever comfort he could
get,
while the Pygmies scrambled over him, and peeped into his cavernous
mouth, and
played among his hair. Sometimes, for a minute or two, the Giant
dropped
asleep, and snored like the rush of a whirlwind. During one of these
little
bits of slumber, a Pygmy chanced to climb upon his shoulder, and took a
view
around the horizon, as from the summit of a hill; and he beheld
something, a
long way off, which made him rub the bright specks of his eyes, and
look
sharper than before. At first he mistook it for a mountain, and
wondered how it
had grown up so suddenly out of the earth. But soon he saw the mountain
move.
As it came nearer and nearer, what should it turn out to be but a human
shape,
not so big as Antæus, it is true, although a very enormous figure, in
comparison with Pygmies, and a vast deal bigger than the men we see
nowadays. When the Pygmy was
quite satisfied that his eyes had not deceived him,
he scampered, as fast as his legs would carry him, to the Giant's ear,
and
stooping over its cavity, shouted lustily into it: "Halloo, brother
Antæus! Get up this minute, and take your
pine-tree walking stick in your hand. Here comes another Giant to have
a tussle
with you." "Poh, poh!" grumbled
Antæus, only half awake. "None of
your nonsense, my little fellow! Don't you see I'm sleepy? There is not
a Giant
on earth for whom I would take the trouble to get up." But the Pygmy looked
again, and now perceived that the stranger was
coming directly towards the prostrate form of Antæus. With every step,
he
looked less like a blue mountain, and more like an immensely large man.
He was
soon so nigh, that there could be no possible mistake about the matter.
There
he was, with the sun flaming on his golden helmet, and flashing from
his
polished breastplate; he had a sword by his side, and a lion's skin
over his
back, and on his right shoulder he carried a club, which looked bulkier
and
heavier than the pine-tree walking stick of Antæus. By this time, the
whole nation of the Pygmies had seen the new wonder,
and a million of them set up a shout all together; so that it really
made quite
an audible squeak. "Get up, Antæus!
Bestir yourself, you lazy old Giant! Here comes
another Giant, as strong as you are, to fight with you." "Nonsense,
nonsense!" growled the sleepy Giant. "I'll
have my nap out, come who may." Still the stranger
drew nearer; and now the Pygmies could plainly
discern that, if his stature were less lofty than the Giant's, yet his
shoulders were even broader. And, in truth, what a pair of shoulders
they must
have been! As I told you, a long while ago, they once upheld the sky.
The
Pygmies, being ten times as vivacious as their great numskull of a
brother,
could not abide the Giant's slow movements, and were determined to have
him on
his feet. So they kept shouting to him, and even went so far as to
prick him
with their swords. "Get up, get up, get
up," they cried. "Up with you, lazy
bones! The strange Giant's club is bigger than your own, his shoulders
are the
broadest, and we think him the stronger of the two." Antæus could not
endure to have it said that any mortal was half so
mighty as himself. This latter remark of the Pygmies pricked him deeper
than
their swords; and, sitting up, in rather a sulky humor, he gave a gape
of
several yards wide, rubbed his eyes, and finally turned his stupid head
in the
direction whither his little friends were eagerly pointing. No sooner did he set
eyes on the stranger, than, leaping on his feet,
and seizing his walking stick, he strode a mile or two to meet him; all
the
while brandishing the sturdy pine tree, so that it whistled through the
air. "Who are you?"
thundered the Giant. "And what do you want
in my dominions?" There was one
strange thing about Antæus, of which I have not yet told
you, lest, hearing of so many wonders all in a lump, you might not
believe much
more than half of them. You are to know, then, that whenever this
redoubtable
Giant touched the ground, either with his hand, his foot, or any other
part of
his body, he grew stronger than ever he had been before. The Earth, you
remember, was his mother, and was very fond of him, as being almost the
biggest
of her children; and so she took this method of keeping him always in
full
vigor. Some persons affirm that he grew ten times stronger at every
touch;
others say that it was only twice as strong. But only think of it!
Whenever Antæus
took a walk, supposing it were but ten miles, and that he stepped a
hundred
yards at a stride, you may try to cipher out how much mightier he was,
on
sitting down again, than when he first started. And whenever he flung
himself
on the earth to take a little repose, even if he got up the very next
instant,
he would be as strong as exactly ten just such giants as his former
self. It
was well for the world that Antæus happened to be of a sluggish
disposition and
liked ease better than exercise; for, if he had frisked about like the
Pygmies,
and touched the earth as often as they did, he would long ago have been
strong
enough to pull down the sky about people's ears. But these great
lubberly
fellows resemble mountains, not only in bulk, but in their
disinclination to
move. Any other mortal
man, except the very one whom Antæus had now
encountered, would have been half frightened to death by the Giant's
ferocious
aspect and terrible voice. But the stranger did not seem at all
disturbed. He
carelessly lifted his club, and balanced it in his hand, measuring
Antæus with
his eye, from head to foot, not as if wonder-smitten at his stature,
but as if
he had seen a great many Giants before, and this was by no means the
biggest of
them. In fact, if the Giant had been no bigger than the Pygmies (who
stood
pricking up their ears, and looking and listening to what was going
forward),
the stranger could not have been less afraid of him. "Who are you, I
say?" roared Antæus again. "What's your
name? Why do you come hither? Speak, you vagabond, or I'll try the
thickness of
your skull with my walking-stick!" "You are a very
discourteous Giant," answered the stranger
quietly, "and I shall probably have to teach you a little civility,
before
we part. As for my name, it is Hercules. I have come hither because
this is my
most convenient road to the garden of the Hesperides, whither I am
going to get
three of the golden apples for King Eurystheus." "Caitiff, you shall
go no farther!" bellowed Antæus, putting
on a grimmer look than before; for he had heard of the mighty Hercules,
and
hated him because he was said to be so strong. "Neither shall you go
back
whence you came!" "How will you
prevent me," asked Hercules, "from going
whither I please?" "By hitting you a
rap with this pine tree here," shouted Antæus,
scowling so that he made himself the ugliest monster in Africa. "I am
fifty times stronger than you; and now that I stamp my foot upon the
ground, I
am five hundred times stronger! I am ashamed to kill such a puny little
dwarf
as you seem to be. I will make a slave of you, and you shall likewise
be the
slave of my brethren here, the Pygmies. So throw down your club and
your other
weapons; and as for that lion's skin, I intend to have a pair of gloves
made of
it." "Come and take it
off my shoulders, then," answered Hercules,
lifting his club. Then the Giant,
grinning with rage, strode tower-like towards the
stranger (ten times strengthened at every step), and fetched a
monstrous blow
at him with his pine tree, which Hercules caught upon his club; and
being more
skilful than Antæus, he paid him back such a rap upon the sconce, that
down
tumbled the great lumbering man-mountain, flat upon the ground. The
poor little
Pygmies (who really never dreamed that anybody in the world was half so
strong
as their brother Antæus) were a good deal dismayed at this. But no
sooner was
the Giant down, than up he bounced again, with tenfold might, and such
a
furious visage as was horrible to behold. He aimed another blow at
Hercules,
but struck awry, being blinded with wrath, and only hit his poor
innocent
Mother Earth, who groaned and trembled at the stroke. His pine tree
went so
deep into the ground, and stuck there so fast, that, before Antæus
could get it
out, Hercules brought down his club across his shoulders with a mighty
thwack,
which made the Giant roar as if all sorts of intolerable noises had
come
screeching and rumbling out of his immeasurable lungs in that one cry.
Away it
went, over mountains and valleys, and, for aught I know, was heard on
the other
side of the African deserts. As for the Pygmies,
their capital city was laid in ruins by the
concussion and vibration of the air; and, though there was uproar
enough
without their help, they all set up a shriek out of three millions of
little
throats, fancying, no doubt, that they swelled the Giant's bellow by at
least
ten times as much. Meanwhile, Antæus had scrambled upon his feet again,
and
pulled his pine tree out of the earth; and, all aflame with fury, and
more
outrageously strong than ever, he ran at Hercules, and brought down
another
blow. "This time, rascal,"
shouted he, "you shall not escape
me." But once more
Hercules warded off the stroke with his club, and the
Giant's pine tree was shattered into a thousand splinters, most of
which flew
among the Pygmies, and did them more mischief than I like to think
about.
Before Antæus could get out of the way, Hercules let drive again, and
gave him
another knock-down blow, which sent him heels over head, but served
only to
increase his already enormous and insufferable strength. As for his
rage, there
is no telling what a fiery furnace it had now got to be. His one eye
was
nothing but a circle of red flame. Having now no weapons but his fists,
he
doubled them up (each bigger than a hogshead), smote one against the
other, and
danced up and down with absolute frenzy, flourishing his immense arms
about, as
if he meant not merely to kill Hercules, but to smash the whole world
to
pieces. "Come on!" roared
this thundering Giant. "Let me hit you
but one box on the ear, and you'll never have the headache again." Now Hercules (though
strong enough, as you already know, to hold the sky
up) began to be sensible that he should never win the victory, if he
kept on
knocking Antæus down; for, by and by, if he hit him such hard blows,
the Giant
would inevitably, by the help of his Mother Earth, become stronger than
the
mighty Hercules himself. So, throwing down his club, with which he had
fought
so many dreadful battles, the hero stood ready to receive his
antagonist with
naked arms. "Step forward,"
cried he. "Since I've broken your pine
tree, we'll try which is the better man at a wrestling match." "Aha! then I'll soon
satisfy you," shouted the Giant; for, if
there was one thing on which he prided himself more than another, it
was his
skill in wrestling. "Villain, I'll fling you where you can never pick
yourself up again." On came Antæus,
hopping and capering with the scorching heat of his
rage, and getting new vigor wherewith to wreak his passion, every time
he
hopped. But Hercules, you
must understand, was wiser than this numskull of a
Giant, and had thought of a way to fight him — huge, earth-born monster
that he
was — and to conquer him too, in spite of all that his Mother Earth
could do
for him. Watching his opportunity, as the mad Giant made a rush at him,
Hercules caught him round the middle with both hands, lifted him high
into the
air, and held him aloft overhead. Just imagine it, my
dear little friends. What a spectacle it must have
been, to see this monstrous fellow sprawling in the air, face
downwards,
kicking out his long legs and wriggling his whole vast body, like a
baby when
its father holds it at arm's length towards the ceiling. But the most
wonderful thing was, that, as soon as Antæus was fairly off
the earth, he began to lose the vigor which he had gained by touching
it.
Hercules very soon perceived that his troublesome enemy was growing
weaker,
both because he struggled and kicked with less violence, and because
the
thunder of his big voice subsided into a grumble. The truth was that
unless the
Giant touched Mother Earth as often as once in five minutes, not only
his
overgrown strength, but the very breath of his life, would depart from
him.
Hercules had guessed this secret; and it may be well for us all to
remember it,
in case we should ever have to fight a battle with a fellow like
Antæus. For
these earth-born creatures are only difficult to conquer on their own
ground,
but may easily be managed if we can contrive to lift them into a
loftier and
purer region. So it proved with the poor Giant, whom I am really a
little sorry
for, notwithstanding his uncivil way of treating strangers who came to
visit
him. When his strength
and breath were quite gone, Hercules gave his huge
body a toss, and flung it about a mile off, where it fell heavily, and
lay with
no more motion than a sand hill. It was too late for the Giant's Mother
Earth
to help him now; and I should not wonder if his ponderous bones were
lying on the
same spot to this very day, and were mistaken for those of an
uncommonly large
elephant. But, alas me! What a
wailing did the poor little Pygmies set up when
they saw their enormous brother treated in this terrible manner! If
Hercules
heard their shrieks, however, he took no notice, and perhaps fancied
them only
the shrill, plaintive twittering of small birds that had been
frightened from
their nests by the uproar of the battle between himself and Antæus.
Indeed, his
thoughts had been so much taken up with the Giant, that he had never
once
looked at the Pygmies, nor even knew that there was such a funny little
nation
in the world. And now, as he had traveled a good way, and was also
rather weary
with his exertions in the fight, he spread out his lion's skin on the
ground,
and, reclining himself upon it, fell fast asleep. As soon as the
Pygmies saw Hercules preparing for a nap, they nodded
their little heads at one another, and winked with their little eyes.
And when
his deep, regular breathing gave them notice that he was asleep, they
assembled
together in an immense crowd, spreading over a space of about
twenty-seven feet
square. One of their most eloquent orators (and a valiant warrior
enough,
besides, though hardly so good at any other weapon as he was with his
tongue)
climbed upon a toadstool, and, from that elevated position, addressed
the
multitude. His sentiments were pretty much as follows; or, at all
events,
something like this was probably the upshot of his speech: "Tall Pygmies and
mighty little men! You and all of us have seen
what a public calamity has been brought to pass, and what an insult has
here
been offered to the majesty of our nation. Yonder lies Antæus, our
great friend
and brother, slain, within our territory, by a miscreant who took him
at
disadvantage, and fought him (if fighting it can be called) in a way
that
neither man, nor Giant, nor Pygmy ever dreamed of fighting, until this
hour.
And, adding a grievous contumely to the wrong already done us, the
miscreant
has now fallen asleep as quietly as if nothing were to be dreaded from
our
wrath! It behooves you, fellow-countrymen, to consider in what aspect
we shall
stand before the world, and what will be the verdict of impartial
history,
should we suffer these accumulated outrages to go unavenged. "Antæus was our
brother, born of that same beloved parent to whom
we owe the thews and sinews, as well as the courageous hearts, which
made him
proud of our relationship. He was our faithful ally, and fell fighting
as much
for our national rights and immunities as for his own personal ones. We
and our
forefathers have dwelt in friendship with him, and held affectionate
intercourse as man to man, through immemorial generations. You remember
how
often our entire people have reposed in his great shadow, and how our
little
ones have played at hide-and-seek in the tangles of his hair, and how
his
mighty footsteps have familiarly gone to and fro among us, and never
trodden
upon any of our toes. And there lies this dear brother — this sweet and
amiable
friend — this brave and faithful ally — -this virtuous Giant — this
blameless
and excellent Antæus — dead! Dead! Silent! Powerless! A mere mountain
of clay!
Forgive my tears! Nay, I behold your own. Were we to drown the world
with them,
could the world blame us? "But to resume:
Shall we, my countrymen, suffer this wicked
stranger to depart unharmed, and triumph in his treacherous victory,
among
distant communities of the earth? Shall we not rather compel him to
leave his
bones here on our soil, by the side of our slain brother's bones? so
that,
while one skeleton shall remain as the everlasting monument of our
sorrow, the
other shall endure as long, exhibiting to the whole human race a
terrible
example of Pygmy vengeance! Such is the question. I put it to you in
full
confidence of a response that shall be worthy of our national
character, and
calculated to increase, rather than diminish, the glory which our
ancestors
have transmitted to us, and which we ourselves have proudly vindicated
in our
warfare with the cranes." The orator was here
interrupted by a burst of irrepressible enthusiasm;
every individual Pygmy crying out that the national honor must be
preserved at
all hazards. He bowed, and, making a gesture for silence, wound up his
harangue
in the following admirable manner: "It only remains for
us, then, to decide whether we shall carry on
the war in our national capacity — one united people against a common
enemy — or
whether some champion, famous in former fights, shall be selected to
defy the
slayer of our brother Antæus to single combat. In the latter case,
though not
unconscious that there may be taller men among you, I hereby offer
myself for
that enviable duty. And believe me, dear countrymen, whether I live or
die, the
honor of this great country, and the fame bequeathed us by our heroic
progenitors, shall suffer no diminution in my hands. Never, while I can
wield
this sword, of which I now fling away the scabbard — never, never,
never, even
if the crimson hand that slew the great Antæus shall lay me prostrate,
like
him, on the soil which I give my life to defend." So saying, this
valiant Pygmy drew out his weapon (which was terrible to
behold, being as long as the blade of a penknife), and sent the
scabbard
whirling over the heads of the multitude. His speech was followed by an
uproar
of applause, as its patriotism and self-devotion unquestionably
deserved; and
the shouts and clapping of hands would have been greatly prolonged, had
they
not been rendered quite inaudible by a deep respiration, vulgarly
called a
snore, from the sleeping Hercules. It was finally decided that the whole nation of Pygmies should set to work to destroy Hercules; not, be it understood, from any doubt that a single champion would be capable of putting him to the sword, but because he was a public enemy, and all were desirous of sharing in the glory of his defeat. There was a debate whether the national honor did not demand that a herald should be sent with a trumpet, to stand over the ear of Hercules, and after blowing a blast right into it, to defy him to the combat by formal proclamation. But two or three venerable and sagacious Pygmies, well versed in state affairs, gave it as their opinion that war already existed, and that it was their rightful privilege to take the enemy by surprise. Moreover, if awakened, and allowed to get upon his feet, Hercules might happen to do them a mischief before he could be beaten down again. For, as these sage counselors remarked, the stranger's club was really very big, and had rattled like a thunderbolt against the skull of Antæus. So the Pygmies resolved to set aside all foolish punctilios, and assail their antagonist at once. The enemy's
breath rushed
out of his nose in an obstreperous hurricane and whirlwind
Accordingly, all the
fighting men of the nation took their weapons, and
went boldly up to Hercules, who still lay fast asleep, little dreaming
of the
harm which the Pygmies meant to do him. A body of twenty thousand
archers
marched in front, with their little bows all ready, and the arrows on
the
string. The same number were ordered to clamber upon Hercules, some
with spades
to dig his eyes out, and others with bundles of hay, and all manner of
rubbish
with which they intended to plug up his mouth and nostrils, so that he
might
perish for lack of breath. These last, however, could by no means
perform their
appointed duty; inasmuch as the enemy's breath rushed out of his nose
in an
obstreperous hurricane and whirlwind, which blew the Pygmies away as
fast as
they came nigh. It was found necessary, therefore, to hit upon some
other
method of carrying on the war. After holding a
council, the captains ordered their troops to collect
sticks, straws, dry weeds, and whatever combustible stuff they could
find, and
make a pile of it, heaping it high around the head of Hercules. As a
great many
thousand Pygmies were employed in this task, they soon brought together
several
bushels of inflammatory matter, and raised so tall a heap, that,
mounting on
its summit, they were quite upon a level with the sleeper's face. The
archers,
meanwhile, were stationed within bow shot, with orders to let fly at
Hercules
the instant that he stirred. Everything being in readiness, a torch was
applied
to the pile, which immediately burst into flames, and soon waxed hot
enough to
roast the enemy, had he but chosen to lie still. A Pygmy, you know,
though so
very small, might set the world on fire, just as easily as a Giant
could; so
that this was certainly the very best way of dealing with their foe,
provided
they could have kept him quiet while the conflagration was going
forward. But no sooner did
Hercules begin to be scorched, than up he started,
with his hair in a red blaze. "What's all this?"
he cried, bewildered with sleep, and
staring about him as if he expected to see another Giant. At that moment the
twenty thousand archers twanged their bowstrings, and
the arrows came whizzing, like so many winged mosquitoes, right into
the face
of Hercules. But I doubt whether more than half a dozen of them
punctured the
skin, which was remarkably tough, as you know the skin of a hero has
good need
to be. "Villain!" shouted
all the Pygmies at once. "You have
killed the Giant Antæus, our great brother, and the ally of our nation.
We
declare bloody war against you, and will slay you on the spot." Surprised at the
shrill piping of so many little voices, Hercules, after
putting out the conflagration of his hair, gazed all round about, but
could see
nothing. At last, however, looking narrowly on the ground, he espied
the
innumerable assemblage of Pygmies at his feet. He stooped down, and
taking up
the nearest one between his thumb and finger, set him on the palm of
his left
hand, and held him at a proper distance for examination. It chanced to
be the
very identical Pygmy who had spoken from the top of the toadstool, and
had
offered himself as a champion to meet Hercules in single combat. "What in the world,
my little fellow," ejaculated Hercules,
"may you be?" "I am your enemy,"
answered the valiant Pygmy, in his
mightiest squeak. "You have slain the enormous Antæus, our brother by
the
mother's side, and for ages the faithful ally of our illustrious
nation. We are
determined to put you to death; and for my own part, I challenge you to
instant
battle, on equal ground." Hercules was so
tickled with the Pygmy's big words and warlike gestures,
that he burst into a great explosion of laughter, and almost dropped
the poor
little mite of a creature off the palm of his hand, through the ecstasy
and
convulsion of his merriment. "Upon my word,"
cried he, "I thought I had seen wonders
before to-day — hydras with nine heads, stags with golden horns,
six-legged
men, three-headed dogs, giants with furnaces in their stomachs, and
nobody
knows what besides. But here, on the palm of my hand, stands a wonder
that outdoes
them all! Your body, my little friend, is about the size of an ordinary
man's
finger. Pray, how big may your soul be?" "As big as your
own!" said the Pygmy. Hercules was touched
with the little man's dauntless courage, and could
not help acknowledging such a brotherhood with him as one hero feels
for
another. "My good little
people," said he, making a low obeisance to
the grand nation, "not for all the world would I do an intentional
injury
to such brave fellows as you! Your hearts seem to me so exceedingly
great,
that, upon my honor, I marvel how your small bodies can contain them. I
sue for
peace, and, as a condition of it, will take five strides, and be out of
your
kingdom at the sixth. Good-bye. I shall pick my steps carefully, for
fear of
treading upon some fifty of you, without knowing it. Ha, ha, ha! Ho,
ho, ho!
For once, Hercules acknowledges himself vanquished." Some writers say, that Hercules gathered up the whole race of Pygmies in his lion's skin, and carried them home to Greece, for the children of King Eurystheus to play with. But this is a mistake. He left them, one and all, within their own territory, where, for aught I can tell, their descendants are alive to the present day, building their little houses, cultivating their little fields, spanking their little children, waging their little warfare with the cranes, doing their little business, whatever it may be, and reading their little histories of ancient times. In those histories, perhaps, it stands recorded, that, a great many centuries ago, the valiant Pygmies avenged the death of the Giant Antæus by scaring away the mighty Hercules. |