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XI. —
Introduces Tinker Smith
Mr Augustus Fanks
occupied the suite of rooms at the East Central
Hotel. He had occupied the same rooms since '87 — so he said. He was a
big man,
big in body, big and square of head. Pale blue eyes looked at you from
under
his hairless eyebrows. His face was smooth, as smooth as his polished
bald
head. It had neither line nor crease. He looked like a great overgrown
baby,
and there was no vestige of hair to indicate his age. Only a certain
fulness
under each eye indicated that he had behind him a life which had been
spent,
well or ill. It was no
exaggeration to say that he was a brilliant financier. If he
had been as honest as he was brilliant, he might have risen to any
position,
but there was a crooked place in his composition that made him prefer
those
adventurous paths of finance which led through morasses and along the
dizzy
edges of disastrous precipices, where other men hesitated to go. The beaten track was
never for him. There were all manners of short
cuts to wealth which attracted him. Sometimes they led him over rocky
paths and
brought him, breathless but triumphant, to his goal. More often than
not they
brought him to a blank wall of rock, and he had the choice of climbing
laboriously back to the place from whence he had started or risk a leap
over
the chasm which divides the legal from the illicit. He invariably
leapt. Fanks
had never been found out. That was his secret boast. Not once but many
times
the law had spread a cunning net for his undoing, but ever he had
walked warily
round the bait, sniffed at it and gone off to forage on less dangerous
ground. Pinlow found him
alone on the night following the meeting. The big man, looking
more like a great baby than usual, lay in his big
sitting-room, comfortably stretched on the sofa, smoking a huge cigar. "Shut the door,
Pinlow," he said; "always shut doors,
Pinlow. You never know who is hanging about. Sit over there where I can
see
you; now let's have this business out. Paid the cash yet?" "Yes, I've paid it —
this thing looks like ruining me," said
Pinlow moodily. Fanks blew a thick
cloud of pungent smoke before replying. "That's a fool's way
of looking at things," he said comfortably.
"What is ruin? There's no ruin except death, and death is preferable to
insomnia." "It's all very well
for you to be philosophical," said the
other irritably, "but I can't afford to be; you're a rich man — " Fanks laughed, and
Pinlow noticed that no line appeared in his face
when he laughed. He just opened his mouth without expression and
emitted a
chuckling gurgle of sound. "Rich, am I?" he
asked. "I'm rich in credit. Pinlow, I
owe nearly half a million." He said this proudly. "And I shall never
pay it," he added, "and, what's more,
my creditors wouldn't like me to pay it. I live on my liabilities, and
am
respected — any fool can live on twenty shillings in the pound." "You are a wonderful
man, Fanks," said Pinlow testily.
"I've paid the money, and it is now a question of getting some of it
back.
I want your help." Fanks flicked the
ash of his cigar on to the carpet. "Well," he said
slowly, "getting money back has never
been a recreation of mine: I have always preferred new money, fresh
money; there's
more satisfaction in getting somebody else's money than getting your
own." "I think I told
you," said Pinlow, "that I had a horse
in the Stewards' Cup." The other nodded
twice. "I know — it's
coughing," he said. "Everybody seems to
know it," replied Pinlow angrily.
"Well, I backed my horse to win me a little fortune, and I've laid
Pallard's horse to lose me another little fortune — if Grey Timothy
wins I'm
out." Again Mr Fanks
puffed noisily. "Obviously," he said
slowly. "Grey Timothy must not win.
I don't profess to know much about race-horses — in fact, frankly, my
dear
Pinlow, I do not exactly approve of horse-racing" — he was a little
pompous, and pompousness fitted him remarkably well — "but — er — I
might
be able to help you. I'm acquainted with a clever man who knows a great
deal
about horses. This is one Smith." "Tinker Smith?"
asked Pinlow carelessly. "Oh, yes, I
wrote to him." "Ah, yes, I see you
remember that we have spoken of him before;
but you understand that you will do nothing illegal, and that I am not
introducing you with the object of promoting any illegal act — how much
do you
stand to lose?" "About twelve
thousand," said the other. "Ah, and to win a
couple of thousand," Fanks nodded at his
own estimate, "and I stand in — how much?" "A monkey?"
suggested Pinlow. Fanks smiled
vaguely, staring up at the smoke wreaths above his head. "It will cost me
that," he said. "My friends are
expensive friends, and I do not quite approve of Smith, now that I come
to
think of it. Do you know a Dr Jellis? You don't, I can see." "I don't know him,
and I'm bound to confess that I don't want to
have too many people in the business," said Pinlow. Again Fanks smoked
silently. "Well, we'll try
Smith, and if Smith fails, we'll try Jellis — rum
old boy, Jellis," he said. He raised himself with a grunt, and sat up. He walked across the
room with the slow enjoyable steps of a man who
has realized that he was taking exercise without any serious
inconvenience or
discomfort, and rang the bell. His own servant
answered the summons and assisted him into his boots. Though it was at the
end of July and distinctly close, he donned an
overcoat and wrapped up his throat carefully. "Call a taxi," he
commanded. "We'd better see
Smith," he said, when the servant had gone.
"He'll do most things I want." They went down the
lift, through the vestibule of the hotel to the
street. "Drive us to
Slippington Street, Somers Town — I'll tell you where
to stop." On the journey Mr
Fanks enlightened the other as to the character of
the rendezvous where he hoped to find the redoubtable 'Tinker'. "You've never heard
of the Freedom Club, I suppose?" he
asked. "It's a sort of working men's club run for men who don't
work." He chuckled at his
own little witticism. "After all, they are
the people who require a club," he said,
shooting a sly look at the other. "A working-man ought to be at work.
If
he labours thoroughly and conscientiously he ought to be so tired at
the end of
the day that he should be fit for nothing but sleep. It's the little
man who
does not work, who makes his living by his wits, who needs the mental
refreshment which communion with his fellow-man alone can give him." Fanks needed little
encouragement to make a speech. Rhetoric was his
long suit, and Pinlow, who knew his weakness, did not attempt to
encourage him.
Fortunately, no sooner had Fanks got well started on the subject of the
brainfulness of criminals, than the car turned out of the Euston Road
into
Slippington Street. "We'll stop here,"
said Fanks, and leaning forward he knocked
at the window of the taxi to call the driver's attention. Dismissing
the car,
the two men walked a little way along the busy street. "This way," said
Fanks. He turned abruptly
to the right, into a narrow side street, which was
made up of little shops and high model dwellings. One such shop had a
painted
window and over the fanlight was inscribed modestly the words 'Freedom
Club'.
Fanks pushed open the swing door and nodded to a man who sat in a tiny
box in
the passage. "Mr Smith in?" he
asked. "Just gorn
upstairs," said the man, looking suspiciously at
Pinlow. "A friend of mine,"
explained Fanks. "Put his name in the
book, sir, according to lor," recited
the man, and produced an old exercise-book in which Fanks scribbled
indecipherably. He led the way up the narrow stairs. On the first landing
was a little man with a straggling beard. He stood on the
step-ladder placed carelessly in front of the closed
door of the 'front room', and had a hammer in his hand. He glanced
inquiringly round, recognized Fanks with a toothless grin
and slowly descended the ladder. "Clever, eh?"
muttered Fanks, "natural position: man
doing some repairs outside the room, door locked because of the ladder.
Suppose
we were strangers or the police, he'd drop that hammer of his, and
whilst he
was clearing away the ladder and unlocking the door, the lads inside
would be
'clearing up', eh?" The old man moved
the ladder, knocked once on the door, and unlocked
it. Following his
conductor, Pinlow entered. The room was much
larger than he had anticipated. There were a dozen
men at or about one large table covered with green baize and marked off
in
squares, and in the centre a polished black roulette wheel. Nobody paid
attention to the new-comers, yet every man saw them, with
that curious, swift, peering glance with which the professional thief
favours
humanity. The two stood
watching the twirling wheel, then a man who sat next to
the croupier looked up and caught Fanks' eyes. He sat quietly for a
little while; then, whilst the players were staking
their money on the green cloth, he rose, and the man who stood behind
him took
his place at the table. He made his way to
where the two visitors stood. "Well, Smith," said
Fanks blandly, "and how are
you?" The man nodded
uncomfortably. He was a lean, wiry
man, with a big, pale face. His big head seemed out
of all proportion to his body, and there was an air of furtive secrecy
about
his every movement which suggested that he had at all times some
enormous
mystery locked up in his bosom. "Smith," said Fanks,
dropping his voice, "do you know a
gentleman named Pallard?" "Racin' feller?" "Yes." Smith hesitated. He
spoke grudgingly, as one whose words were precious. "Seen him," he
confessed. "Have you heard of
Grey Timothy?" Smith nodded. "Ah — you don't know
my friend, of course?" Smith shot a swift
glance at Pinlow. "Done a job for him
in Melbourne," he said laconically. "You were supposed
to have done a job for me," corrected
Pinlow. "Oh, yes, Fanks I I've met Tinker before." "Well, this is how
it is," Fanks went on. "My friend
here stands to lose a lot of money over Grey Timothy; now, Smith, we
all know
how bad it makes a man feel to lose money — eh? Not a nice experience —
um?" Smith shook his head. "Now, suppose," said
Fanks carefully, "suppose this horse
isn't as good as my friend thinks he is; suppose you and my friend had
a look
at him." "Right," said Smith,
and shot a cunning glance at Pinlow.
"Same's we looked at Iron Pyrites," he said. "Remember," warned
the virtuous Fanks, "I want to know
nothing — I know nothing. You've got to make your own arrangements." He
looked at his watch. "We must be off soon. You'd perhaps like to have a
few words in private." He strolled across
to the players and left them alone. "You understand,
Smith," said Pinlow, dropping his voice,
"that this is a bigger business than Iron Pyrites — it's neck or
nothing
with me. I shall have to clear out of England if Grey Timothy wins." "He'll win nothing,"
said Smith, with decision. "Not if
what you wrote to me is true: you've got the stable lad straightened." "Yes — I've had two
men down at Wickham Norton for a month, and
they haven't been idle." He caught the
other's arm gently, and led him still further from the
players. "Smith," he said
slowly, "this fellow Pallard is getting
on my nerves; in the old days, for a pony, I could have got him — " "Done up?" suggested
Smith, as Pinlow hesitated. He nodded. "You could get him
done up now for a pony," said Smith
calmly; "for five an' twenty pun' you could get him, so that his own
landlady wouldn't know him." For answer, Pinlow
took a pocket-book from his inside pocket and
counted out five five-pound notes into the other's hand. Then he saw one of
the players watching him. "Who is that man?"
he asked quickly; "the man with the
check suit?" "He's nobody," said
Smith carelessly, "a broadsman by
the name of Caggley." |