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CHAPTER IV. THE GERMAN AIR-FLEET § 1 Of all the productions of the human imagination that make
the world in which Mr. Bert Smallways lived confusingly wonderful, there was
none quite so strange, so headlong and disturbing, so noisy and persuasive and
dangerous, as the modernisations of patriotism produced by imperial and
international politics. In the soul of all men is a liking for kind, a pride in
one's own atmosphere, a tenderness for one's Mother speech and one's familiar
land. Before the coming of the Scientific Age this group of gentle and noble
emotions had been a fine factor in the equipment of every worthy human being, a
fine factor that had its less amiable aspect in a usually harmless hostility to
strange people, and a usually harmless detraction of strange lands. But with
the wild rush of change in the pace, scope, materials, scale, and possibilities
of human life that then occurred, the old boundaries, the old seclusions and
separations were violently broken down. All the old settled mental habits and
traditions of men found themselves not simply confronted by new conditions, but
by constantly renewed and changing new conditions. They had no chance of
adapting themselves. They were annihilated or perverted or inflamed beyond
recognition. Bert Smallways' grandfather, in the days when Bun Hill was a
village under the sway of Sir Peter Bone's parent, had “known his place” to the
uttermost farthing, touched his hat to his betters, despised and condescended
to his inferiors, and hadn't changed an idea from the cradle to the grave. He
was Kentish and English, and that meant hops, beer, dog-rose's, and the sort of
sunshine that was best in the world. Newspapers and politics and visits to
“Lunnon” weren't for the likes of him. Then came the change. These earlier
chapters have given an idea of what happened to Bun Hill, and how the flood of
novel things had poured over its devoted rusticity. Bert Smallways was only one
of countless millions in Europe and America and Asia who, instead of being born
rooted in the soil, were born struggling in a torrent they never clearly
understood. All the faiths of their fathers had been taken by surprise, and
startled into the strangest forms and reactions. Particularly did the fine old
tradition of patriotism get perverted and distorted in the rush of the new
times. Instead of the sturdy establishment in prejudice of Bert's grandfather,
to whom the word “Frenchified” was the ultimate term of contempt, there flowed
through Bert's brain a squittering succession of thinly violent ideas about
German competition, about the Yellow Danger, about the Black Peril, about the
White Man's Burthen — that is to say, Bert's preposterous right to muddle
further the naturally very muddled politics of the entirely similar little cads
to himself (except for a smear of brown) who smoked cigarettes and rode
bicycles in Buluwayo, Kingston (Jamaica), or Bombay. These were Bert's “Subject
Races,” and he was ready to die — by proxy in the person of any one who cared
to enlist — to maintain his hold upon that right. It kept him awake at nights
to think that he might lose it. The essential fact of the politics of the age in which Bert
Smallways lived — the age that blundered at last into the catastrophe of the
War in the Air — was a very simple one, if only people had had the intelligence
to be simple about it. The development of Science had altered the scale of
human affairs. By means of rapid mechanical traction, it had brought men nearer
together, so much nearer socially, economically, physically, that the old
separations into nations and kingdoms were no longer possible, a newer, wider
synthesis was not only needed, but imperatively demanded. Just as the once
independent dukedoms of France had to fuse into a nation, so now the nations
had to adapt themselves to a wider coalescence, they had to keep what was
precious and possible, and concede what was obsolete and dangerous. A saner
world would have perceived this patent need for a reasonable synthesis, would
have discussed it temperately, achieved and gone on to organise the great
civilisation that was manifestly possible to mankind. The world of Bert
Smallways did nothing of the sort. Its national governments, its national
interests, would not hear of anything so obvious; they were too suspicious of
each other, too wanting in generous imaginations. They began to behave like ill-bred
people in a crowded public car, to squeeze against one another, elbow, thrust,
dispute and quarrel. Vain to point out to them that they had only to rearrange
themselves to be comfortable. Everywhere, all over the world, the historian of
the early twentieth century finds the same thing, the flow and rearrangement of
human affairs inextricably entangled by the old areas, the old prejudices and a
sort of heated irascible stupidity, and everywhere congested nations in
inconvenient areas, slopping population and produce into each other, annoying
each other with tariffs, and every possible commercial vexation, and
threatening each other with navies and armies that grew every year more
portentous. It is impossible now to estimate how much of the
intellectual and physical energy of the world was wasted in military
preparation and equipment, but it was an enormous proportion. Great Britain
spent upon army and navy money and capacity, that directed into the channels of
physical culture and education would have made the British the aristocracy of
the world. Her rulers could have kept the whole population learning and
exercising up to the age of eighteen and made a broad-chested and intelligent
man of every Bert Smallways in the islands, had they given the resources they
spent in war material to the making of men. Instead of which they waggled flags
at him until he was fourteen, incited him to cheer, and then turned him out of
school to begin that career of private enterprise we have compactly recorded.
France achieved similar imbecilities; Germany was, if possible worse; Russia
under the waste and stresses of militarism festered towards bankruptcy and
decay. All Europe was producing big guns and countless swarms of little
Smallways. The Asiatic peoples had been forced in self-defence into a like
diversion of the new powers science had brought them. On the eve of the
outbreak of the war there were six great powers in the world and a cluster of
smaller ones, each armed to the teeth and straining every nerve to get ahead of
the others in deadliness of equipment and military efficiency. The great powers
were first the United States, a nation addicted to commerce, but roused to
military necessities by the efforts of Germany to expand into South America,
and by the natural consequences of her own unwary annexations of land in the
very teeth of Japan. She maintained two immense fleets east and west, and
internally she was in violent conflict between Federal and State governments
upon the question of universal service in a defensive militia. Next came the
great alliance of Eastern Asia, a close-knit coalescence of China and Japan,
advancing with rapid strides year by year to predominance in the world's
affairs. Then the German alliance still struggled to achieve its dream of
imperial expansion, and its imposition of the German language upon a forcibly
united Europe. These were the three most spirited and aggressive powers in the
world. Far more pacific was the British Empire, perilously scattered over the
globe, and distracted now by insurrectionary movements in Ireland and among all
its Subject Races. It had given these subject races cigarettes, boots, bowler
hats, cricket, race meetings, cheap revolvers, petroleum, the factory system of
industry, halfpenny newspapers in both English and the vernacular, inexpensive
university degrees, motor-bicycles and electric trams; it had produced a
considerable literature expressing contempt for the Subject Races, and rendered
it freely accessible to them, and it had been content to believe that nothing
would result from these stimulants because somebody once wrote “the immemorial
east”; and also, in the inspired words of Kipling — East is east and west is west, And never the twain shall meet. Instead of which, Egypt, India, and the subject countries
generally had produced new generations in a state of passionate indignation and
the utmost energy, activity and modernity. The governing class in Great Britain
was slowly adapting itself to a new conception, of the Subject Races as waking
peoples, and finding its efforts to keep the Empire together under these,
strains and changing ideas greatly impeded by the entirely sporting spirit with
which Bert Smallways at home (by the million) cast his vote, and by the
tendency of his more highly coloured equivalents to be disrespectful to
irascible officials. Their impertinence was excessive; it was no mere
stone-throwing and shouting. They would quote Burns at them and Mill and Darwin
and confute them in arguments. Even more pacific than the British Empire were France and
its allies, the Latin powers, heavily armed states indeed, but reluctant
warriors, and in many ways socially and politically leading western
civilisation. Russia was a pacific power perforce, divided within itself, torn
between revolutionaries and reactionaries who were equally incapable of social
reconstruction, and so sinking towards a tragic disorder of chronic political
vendetta. Wedged in among these portentous larger bulks, swayed and threatened
by them, the smaller states of the world maintained a precarious independence,
each keeping itself armed as dangerously as its utmost ability could contrive. So it came about that in every country a great and growing
body of energetic and inventive men was busied either for offensive or
defensive ends, in elaborating the apparatus of war, until the accumulating
tensions should reach the breaking-point. Each power sought to keep its
preparations secret, to hold new weapons in reserve, to anticipate and learn
the preparations of its rivals. The feeling of danger from fresh discoveries
affected the patriotic imagination of every people in the world. Now it was rumoured
the British had an overwhelming gun, now the French an invincible rifle, now
the Japanese a new explosive, now the Americans a submarine that would drive
every ironclad from the seas. Each time there would be a war panic. The strength and heart of the nations was given to the
thought of war, and yet the mass of their citizens was a teeming democracy as
heedless of and unfitted for fighting, mentally, morally, physically, as any
population has ever been — or, one ventures to add, could ever be. That was the
paradox of the time. It was a period altogether unique in the world's history.
The apparatus of warfare, the art and method of fighting, changed absolutely
every dozen years in a stupendous progress towards perfection, and people grew
less and less warlike, and there was no war. And then at last it came. It came as a surprise to all the
world because its real causes were hidden. Relations were strained between
Germany and the United States because of the intense exasperation of a tariff
conflict and the ambiguous attitude of the former power towards the Monroe
Doctrine, and they were strained between the United States and Japan because of
the perennial citizenship question. But in both cases these were standing
causes of offence. The real deciding cause, it is now known, was the perfecting
of the Pforzheim engine by Germany and the consequent possibility of a rapid
and entirely practicable airship. At that time Germany was by far the most
efficient power in the world, better organised for swift and secret action,
better equipped with the resources of modern science, and with her official and
administrative classes at a higher level of education and training. These
things she knew, and she exaggerated that knowledge to the pitch of contempt
for the secret counsels of her neighbours. It may be that with the habit of
self-confidence her spying upon them had grown less thorough. Moreover, she had
a tradition of unsentimental and unscrupulous action that vitiated her
international outlook profoundly. With the coming of these new weapons her
collective intelligence thrilled with the sense that now her moment had come.
Once again in the history of progress it seemed she held the decisive weapon.
Now she might strike and conquer — before the others had anything but
experiments in the air. Particularly she must strike America, swiftly, because
there, if anywhere, lay the chance of an aerial rival. It was known that
America possessed a flying-machine of considerable practical value, developed
out of the Wright model; but it was not supposed that the Washington War Office
had made any wholesale attempts to create an aerial navy. It was necessary to
strike before they could do so. France had a fleet of slow navigables, several
dating from 1908, that could make no possible headway against the new type.
They had been built solely for reconnoitring purposes on the eastern frontier,
they were mostly too small to carry more than a couple of dozen men without
arms or provisions, and not one could do forty miles an hour. Great Britain, it
seemed, in an access of meanness, temporised and wrangled with the imperial
spirited Butteridge and his extraordinary invention. That also was not in play
— and could not be for some months at the earliest. From Asia there came no
sign. The Germans explained this by saying the yellow peoples were without
invention. No other competitor was worth considering. “Now or never,” said the
Germans — “now or never we may seize the air — as once the British seized the
seas! While all the other powers are still experimenting.” Swift and systematic and secret were their preparations, and
their plan most excellent. So far as their knowledge went, America was the only
dangerous possibility; America, which was also now the leading trade rival of
Germany and one of the chief barriers to her Imperial expansion. So at once
they would strike at America. They would fling a great force across the
Atlantic heavens and bear America down unwarned and unprepared. Altogether it was a well-imagined and most hopeful and
spirited enterprise, having regard to the information in the possession of the
German government. The chances of it being a successful surprise were very
great. The airship and the flying-machine were very different things from
ironclads, which take a couple of years to build. Given hands, given plant,
they could be made innumerably in a few weeks. Once the needful parks and
foundries were organised, air-ships and Drachenflieger could be poured into the
sky. Indeed, when the time came, they did pour into the sky like, as a bitter
French writer put it, flies roused from filth. The attack upon America was to be the first move in this
tremendous game. But no sooner had it started than instantly the aeronautic
parks were to proceed to put together and inflate the second fleet which was to
dominate Europe and manoeuvre significantly over London, Paris, Rome, St.
Petersburg, or wherever else its moral effect was required. A World Surprise it
was to be — no less a World Conquest; and it is wonderful how near the calmly
adventurous minds that planned it came to succeeding in their colossal design. Von Sternberg was the Moltke of this War in the Air, but it
was the curious hard romanticism of Prince Karl Albert that won over the
hesitating Emperor to the scheme. Prince Karl Albert was indeed the central
figure of the world drama. He was the darling of the Imperialist spirit in
German, and the ideal of the new aristocratic feeling — the new Chivalry, as it
was called — that followed the overthrow of Socialism through its internal
divisions and lack of discipline, and the concentration of wealth in the hands
of a few great families. He was compared by obsequious flatterers to the Black
Prince, to Alcibiades, to the young Caesar. To many he seemed Nietzsche's
Overman revealed. He was big and blond and virile, and splendidly non-moral.
The first great feat that startled Europe, and almost brought about a new
Trojan war, was his abduction of the Princess Helena of Norway and his blank
refusal to marry her. Then followed his marriage with Gretchen Krass, a Swiss
girl of peerless beauty. Then came the gallant rescue, which almost cost him
his life, of three drowning sailors whose boat had upset in the sea near
Heligoland. For that and his victory over the American yacht Defender, C.C.I.,
the Emperor forgave him and placed him in control of the new aeronautic arm of
the German forces. This he developed with marvellous energy and ability, being
resolved, as he said, to give to Germany land and sea and sky. The national
passion for aggression found in him its supreme exponent, and achieved through
him its realisation in this astounding war. But his fascination was more than
national; all over the world his ruthless strength dominated minds as the
Napoleonic legend had dominated minds. Englishmen turned in disgust from the
slow, complex, civilised methods of their national politics to this
uncompromising, forceful figure. Frenchmen believed in him. Poems were written
to him in American. He made the war. Quite equally with the rest of the world, the general German
population was taken by surprise by the swift vigour of the Imperial
government. A considerable literature of military forecasts, beginning as early
as 1906 with Rudolf Martin, the author not merely of a brilliant book of
anticipations, but of a proverb, “The future of Germany lies in the air,” had,
however, partially prepared the German imagination for some such enterprise.
His bird's-eye view was quite transitory. He ducked at the
first shot; and directly his balloon began to drop, his mind ran confusedly
upon how he might explain himself, and whether he should pretend to be
Butteridge or not. “O Lord!” he groaned, in an agony of indecision. Then his
eye caught his sandals, and he felt a spasm of self-disgust. “They'll think I'm
a bloomin' idiot,” he said, and then it was he rose up desperately and threw
over the sand-bag and provoked the second and third shots. It flashed into his head, as he cowered in the bottom of the
car, that he might avoid all sorts of disagreeable and complicated explanations
by pretending to be mad. That was his last idea before the airships seemed to rush up
about him as if to look at him, and his car hit the ground and bounded and
pitched him out on his head.... He awoke to find himself famous, and to hear a voice crying,
“Booteraidge! Ja! Ja! Herr Booteraidge! Selbst!” He was lying on a little patch of grass beside one of the
main avenues of the aeronautic park. The airships receded down a great vista,
an immense perspective, and the blunt prow of each was adorned with a black
eagle of a hundred feet or so spread. Down the other side of the avenue ran a
series of gas generators, and big hose-pipes trailed everywhere across the
intervening space. Close at hand was his now nearly deflated balloon and the
car on its side looking minutely small, a mere broken toy, a shrivelled bubble,
in contrast with the gigantic bulk of the nearer airship. This he saw almost
end-on, rising like a cliff and sloping forward towards its fellow on the other
side so as to overshadow the alley between them. There was a crowd of excited
people about him, big men mostly in tight uniforms. Everybody was talking, and
several were shouting, in German; he knew that because they splashed and
aspirated sounds like startled kittens. Only one phrase, repeated again and again could he recognize
— the name of “Herr Booteraidge.” “Gollys!” said Bert. “They've spotted it.” “Besser,” said some one, and some rapid German followed. He perceived that close at hand was a field telephone, and
that a tall officer in blue was talking thereat about him. Another stood close
beside him with the portfolio of drawings and photographs in his hand. They
looked round at him. “Do you spik Cherman, Herr Booteraidge?” Bert decided that he had better be dazed. He did his best to
seem thoroughly dazed. “Where am I?” he asked. Volubility prevailed. “Der Prinz,” was mentioned. A bugle
sounded far away, and its call was taken up by one nearer, and then by one
close at hand. This seemed to increase the excitement greatly. A mono-rail car
bumbled past. The telephone bell rang passionately, and the tall officer seemed
to engage in a heated altercation. Then he approached the group about Bert,
calling out something about “mitbringen.” An earnest-faced, emaciated man with a white moustache
appealed to Bert. “Herr Booteraidge, sir, we are chust to start!” “Where am I?” Bert repeated. Some one shook him by the other shoulder. “Are you Herr
Booteraidge?” he asked. “Herr Booteraidge, we are chust to start!” repeated the
white moustache, and then helplessly, “What is de goot? What can we do?” The officer from the telephone repeated his sentence about
“Der Prinz” and “mitbringen.” The man with the moustache stared for a moment,
grasped an idea and became violently energetic, stood up and bawled directions
at unseen people. Questions were asked, and the doctor at Bert's side answered,
“Ja! Ja!” several times, also something about “Kopf.” With a certain urgency he
got Bert rather unwillingly to his feet. Two huge soldiers in grey advanced
upon Bert and seized hold of him. “'Ullo!” said Bert, startled. “What's up?” “It is all right,” the doctor explained; “they are to carry
you.” “Where?” asked Bert, unanswered. “Put your arms roundt their — hals — round them!” “Yes! but where?” “Hold tight!” Before Bert could decide to say anything more he was whisked
up by the two soldiers. They joined hands to seat him, and his arms were put
about their necks. “Vorwarts!” Some one ran before him with the portfolio, and
he was borne rapidly along the broad avenue between the gas generators and the
airships, rapidly and on the whole smoothly except that once or twice his
bearers stumbled over hose-pipes and nearly let him down. He was wearing Mr. Butteridge's Alpine cap, and his little
shoulders were in Mr. Butteridge's fur-lined overcoat, and he had responded to
Mr. Butteridge's name. The sandals dangled helplessly. Gaw! Everybody seemed in
a devil of a hurry. Why? He was carried joggling and gaping through the
twilight, marvelling beyond measure. The systematic arrangement of wide convenient spaces, the
quantities of business-like soldiers everywhere, the occasional neat piles of
material, the ubiquitous mono-rail lines, and the towering ship-like hulls
about him, reminded him a little of impressions he had got as a boy on a visit
to Woolwich Dockyard. The whole camp reflected the colossal power of modern
science that had created it. A peculiar strangeness was produced by the lowness
of the electric light, which lay upon the ground, casting all shadows upwards
and making a grotesque shadow figure of himself and his bearers on the airship
sides, fusing all three of them into a monstrous animal with attenuated legs
and an immense fan-like humped body. The lights were on the ground because as
far as possible all poles and standards had been dispensed with to prevent
complications when the airships rose. It was deep twilight now, a tranquil blue-skyed evening;
everything rose out from the splashes of light upon the ground into dim
translucent tall masses; within the cavities of the airships small inspecting
lamps glowed like cloud-veiled stars, and made them seem marvellously
unsubstantial. Each airship had its name in black letters on white on either
flank, and forward the Imperial eagle sprawled, an overwhelming bird in the
dimness. Bugles sounded, mono-rail cars of quiet soldiers slithered
burbling by. The cabins under the heads of the airships were being lit up;
doors opened in them, and revealed padded passages. Now and then a voice gave directions to workers indistinctly
seen. There was a matter of sentinels, gangways and a long narrow
passage, a scramble over a disorder of baggage, and then Bert found himself
lowered to the ground and standing in the doorway of a spacious cabin — it was
perhaps ten feet square and eight high, furnished with crimson padding and
aluminium. A tall, bird-like young man with a small head, a long nose, and very
pale hair, with his hands full of things like shaving-strops, boot-trees,
hair-brushes, and toilet tidies, was saying things about Gott and thunder and
Dummer Booteraidge as Bert entered. He was apparently an evicted occupant. Then
he vanished, and Bert was lying back on a couch in the corner with a pillow
under his head and the door of the cabin shut upon him. He was alone. Everybody
had hurried out again astonishingly. “Gollys!” said Bert. “What next?” He stared about him at the room. “Butteridge! Shall I try to keep it up, or shan't I?” The room he was in puzzled him. “'Tisn't a prison and
'tisn't a norfis?” Then the old trouble came uppermost. “I wish to 'eaven I
'adn't these silly sandals on,” he cried querulously to the universe. “They
give the whole blessed show away.”
“I say!” he said in faultless English as he entered. He had
a beaming face, and a sort of pinkish blond hair. “Fancy you being Butteridge.”
He slapped Bert's meagre luggage down. “We'd have started,” he said, “in another half-hour! You
didn't give yourself much time!” He surveyed Bert curiously. His gaze rested for a fraction
of a moment on the sandals. “You ought to have come on your flying-machine, Mr.
Butteridge.” He didn't wait for an answer. “The Prince says I've got to
look after you. Naturally he can't see you now, but he thinks your coming's
providential. Last grace of Heaven. Like a sign. Hullo!” He stood still and listened. Outside there was a going to and fro of feet, a sound of
distant bugles suddenly taken up and echoed close at hand, men called out in
loud tones short, sharp, seemingly vital things, and were answered distantly. A
bell jangled, and feet went down the corridor. Then came a stillness more
distracting than sound, and then a great gurgling and rushing and splashing of
water. The young man's eyebrows lifted. He hesitated, and dashed out of the
room. Presently came a stupendous bang to vary the noises without, then a
distant cheering. The young man re-appeared. “They're running the water out of the ballonette already.” “What water?” asked Bert. “The water that anchored us. Artful dodge. Eh?” Bert tried to take it in. “Of course!” said the compact young man. “You don't
understand.” A gentle quivering crept upon Bert's senses. “That's the
engine,” said the compact young man approvingly. “Now we shan't be long.” Another long listening interval. The cabin swayed. “By Jove! we're starting already;” he
cried. “We're starting!” “Starting!” cried Bert, sitting up. “Where?” But the young man was out of the room again. There were
noises of German in the passage, and other nerve-shaking sounds. The swaying increased. The young man reappeared. “We're off,
right enough!” “I say!” said Bert, “where are we starting? I wish you'd
explain. What's this place? I don't understand.” “What!” cried the young man, “you don't understand?” “No. I'm all dazed-like from that crack on the nob I got.
Where are we? Where are we starting?” “Don't you know where you are — what this is?” “Not a bit of it! What's all the swaying and the row?” “What a lark!” cried the young man. “I say! What a
thundering lark! Don't you know? We're off to America, and you haven't
realised. You've just caught us by a neck. You're on the blessed old flagship
with the Prince. You won't miss anything. Whatever's on, you bet the Vaterland
will be there.” “Us! — off to America?” “Ra — ther!” “In an airship?” “What do you think?” “Me! going to America on an airship! After that balloon!
'Ere! I say — I don't want to go! I want to walk about on my legs. Let me get
out! I didn't understand.” He made a dive for the door. The young man arrested Bert with a gesture, took hold of a
strap, lifted up a panel in the padded wall, and a window appeared. “Look!” he
said. Side by side they looked out. “Gaw!” said Bert. “We're going up!” “We are!” said the young man, cheerfully; “fast!” They were rising in the air smoothly and quietly, and moving
slowly to the throb of the engine athwart the aeronautic park. Down below it
stretched, dimly geometrical in the darkness, picked out at regular intervals
by glow-worm spangles of light. One black gap in the long line of grey,
round-backed airships marked the position from which the Vaterland had come.
Beside it a second monster now rose softly, released from its bonds and cables
into the air. Then, taking a beautifully exact distance, a third ascended, and
then a fourth. “Too late, Mr. Butteridge!” the young man remarked. “We're
off! I daresay it is a bit of a shock to you, but there you are! The Prince
said you'd have to come.” “Look 'ere,” said Bert. “I really am dazed. What's this
thing? Where are we going?” “This, Mr. Butteridge,” said the young man, taking pains to
be explicit, “is an airship. It's the flagship of Prince Karl Albert. This is
the German air-fleet, and it is going over to America, to give that spirited
people 'what for.' The only thing we were at all uneasy about was your
invention. And here you are!” “But! — you a German?” asked Bert. “Lieutenant Kurt. Luft-lieutenant Kurt, at your service.” “But you speak English!” “Mother was English — went to school in England. Afterwards,
Rhodes scholar. German none the less for that. Detailed for the present, Mr.
Butteridge, to look after you. You're shaken by your fall. It's all right,
really. They're going to buy your machine and everything. You sit down, and
take it quite calmly. You'll soon get the hang of the position.”
He was really a very tactful young man indeed, in a natural
sort of way. “Daresay all this is new to you,” he said; “not your sort of
machine. These cabins aren't half bad.” He got up and walked round the little apartment, showing its
points. “Here is the bed,” he said, whipping down a couch from the
wall and throwing it back again with a click. “Here are toilet things,” and he
opened a neatly arranged cupboard. “Not much washing. No water we've got; no
water at all except for drinking. No baths or anything until we get to America
and land. Rub over with loofah. One pint of hot for shaving. That's all. In the
locker below you are rugs and blankets; you will need them presently. They say
it gets cold. I don't know. Never been up before. Except a little work with
gliders — which is mostly going down. Three-quarters of the chaps in the fleet
haven't. Here's a folding-chair and table behind the door. Compact, eh?” He took the chair and balanced it on his little finger.
“Pretty light, eh? Aluminium and magnesium alloy and a vacuum inside. All these
cushions stuffed with hydrogen. Foxy! The whole ship's like that. And not a man
in the fleet, except the Prince and one or two others, over eleven stone.
Couldn't sweat the Prince, you know. We'll go all over the thing to-morrow. I'm
frightfully keen on it.” He beamed at Bert. “You do look young,” he remarked.
“I always thought you'd be an old man with a beard — a sort of philosopher. I
don't know why one should expect clever people always to be old. I do.” Bert parried that compliment a little awkwardly, and then
the lieutenant was struck with the riddle why Herr Butteridge had not come in
his own flying machine. “It's a long story,” said Bert. “Look here!” he said
abruptly, “I wish you'd lend me a pair of slippers, or something. I'm regular
sick of these sandals. They're rotten things. I've been trying them for a
friend.” “Right O!” The ex-Rhodes scholar whisked out of the room and reappeared
with a considerable choice of footwear — pumps, cloth bath-slippers, and a
purple pair adorned with golden sun-flowers. But these he repented of at the last moment. “I don't even wear them myself,” he said. “Only brought 'em
in the zeal of the moment.” He laughed confidentially. “Had 'em worked for me —
in Oxford. By a friend. Take 'em everywhere.” So Bert chose the pumps. The lieutenant broke into a cheerful snigger. “Here we are
trying on slippers,” he said, “and the world going by like a panorama below.
Rather a lark, eh? Look!” Bert peeped with him out of the window, looking from the
bright pettiness of the red-and-silver cabin into a dark immensity. The land
below, except for a lake, was black and featureless, and the other airships
were hidden. “See more outside,” said the lieutenant. “Let's go! There's a sort
of little gallery.” He led the way into the long passage, which was lit by one
small electric light, past some notices in German, to an open balcony and a
light ladder and gallery of metal lattice overhanging, empty space. Bert
followed his leader down to the gallery slowly and cautiously. From it he was
able to watch the wonderful spectacle of the first air-fleet flying through the
night. They flew in a wedge-shaped formation, the Vaterland highest and
leading, the tail receding into the corners of the sky. They flew in long,
regular undulations, great dark fish-like shapes, showing hardly any light at
all, the engines making a throb-throb-throbbing sound that was very audible out
on the gallery. They were going at a level of five or six thousand feet, and
rising steadily. Below, the country lay silent, a clear darkness dotted and
lined out with clusters of furnaces, and the lit streets of a group of big
towns. The world seemed to lie in a bowl; the overhanging bulk of the airship
above hid all but the lowest levels of the sky. They watched the landscape for a space. “Jolly it must be to invent things,” said the lieutenant
suddenly. “How did you come to think of your machine first?” “Worked it out,” said Bert, after a pause. “Jest ground away
at it.” “Our people are frightfully keen on you. They thought the
British had got you. Weren't the British keen?” “In a way,” said Bert. “Still — it's a long story.” “I think it's an immense thing — to invent. I couldn't
invent a thing to save my life.” They both fell silent, watching the darkened world and
following their thoughts until a bugle summoned them to a belated dinner. Bert
was suddenly alarmed. “Don't you 'ave to dress and things?” he said. “I've
always been too hard at Science and things to go into Society and all that.” “No fear,” said Kurt. “Nobody's got more than the clothes
they wear. We're travelling light. You might perhaps take your overcoat off.
They've an electric radiator each end of the room.” And so presently Bert found himself sitting to eat in the
presence of the “German Alexander” — that great and puissant Prince, Prince
Karl Albert, the War Lord, the hero of two hemispheres. He was a handsome,
blond man, with deep-set eyes, a snub nose, upturned moustache, and long white
hands, a strange-looking man. He sat higher than the others, under a black
eagle with widespread wings and the German Imperial flags; he was, as it were,
enthroned, and it struck Bert greatly that as he ate he did not look at people,
but over their heads like one who sees visions. Twenty officers of various
ranks stood about the table — and Bert. They all seemed extremely curious to
see the famous Butteridge, and their astonishment at his appearance was
ill-controlled. The Prince gave him a dignified salutation, to which, by an
inspiration, he bowed. Standing next the Prince was a brown-faced, wrinkled man
with silver spectacles and fluffy, dingy-grey side-whiskers, who regarded Bert
with a peculiar and disconcerting attention. The company sat after ceremonies
Bert could not understand. At the other end of the table was the bird-faced
officer Bert had dispossessed, still looking hostile and whispering about Bert
to his neighbour. Two soldiers waited. The dinner was a plain one — a soup,
some fresh mutton, and cheese — and there was very little talk. A curious solemnity indeed brooded over every one. Partly
this was reaction after the intense toil and restrained excitement of starting;
partly it was the overwhelming sense of strange new experiences, of portentous
adventure. The Prince was lost in thought. He roused himself to drink to the
Emperor in champagne, and the company cried “Hoch!” like men repeating
responses in church. No smoking was permitted, but some of the officers went down
to the little open gallery to chew tobacco. No lights whatever were safe amidst
that bundle of inflammable things. Bert suddenly fell yawning and shivering. He
was overwhelmed by a sense of his own insignificance amidst these great rushing
monsters of the air. He felt life was too big for him — too much for him
altogether. He said something to Kurt about his head, went up the steep
ladder from the swaying little gallery into the airship again, and so, as if it
were a refuge, to bed.
“Gaw!” said Bert, turning over after his seventh fall
through infinite space that night. He sat up in the darkness and nursed his knees. The progress
of the airship was not nearly so smooth as a balloon; he could feel a regular
swaying up, up, up and then down, down, down, and the throbbing and tremulous
quiver of the engines. His mind began to teem with memories — more memories and
more. Through them, like a struggling swimmer in broken water,
came the perplexing question, what am I to do to-morrow? To-morrow, Kurt had
told him, the Prince's secretary, the Graf Von Winterfeld, would come to him
and discuss his flying-machine, and then he would see the Prince. He would have
to stick it out now that he was Butteridge, and sell his invention. And then,
if they found him out! He had a vision of infuriated Butteridges.... Suppose
after all he owned up? Pretended it was their misunderstanding? He began to
scheme devices for selling the secret and circumventing Butteridge. What should he ask for the thing? Somehow twenty thousand
pounds struck him as about the sum indicated. He fell into that despondency that lies in wait in the small
hours. He had got too big a job on — too big a job.... Memories swamped his scheming. “Where was I this time last night?” He recapitulated his evenings tediously and lengthily. Last
night he had been up above the clouds in Butteridge's balloon. He thought of
the moment when he dropped through them and saw the cold twilight sea close
below. He still remembered that disagreeable incident with a nightmare
vividness. And the night before he and Grubb had been looking for cheap
lodgings at Littlestone in Kent. How remote that seemed now. It might be years
ago. For the first time he thought of his fellow Desert Dervish, left with the
two red-painted bicycles on Dymchurch sands. “'E won't make much of a show of
it, not without me. Any'ow 'e did 'ave the treasury — such as it was — in his
pocket!”... The night before that was Bank Holiday night and they had sat
discussing their minstrel enterprise, drawing up a programme and rehearsing
steps. And the night before was Whit Sunday. “Lord!” cried Bert, “what a doing
that motor-bicycle give me!” He recalled the empty flapping of the eviscerated
cushion, the feeling of impotence as the flames rose again. From among the
confused memories of that tragic flare one little figure emerged very bright
and poignantly sweet, Edna, crying back reluctantly from the departing
motor-car, “See you to-morrer, Bert?” Other memories of Edna clustered round that impression. They
led Bert's mind step by step to an agreeable state that found expression in
“I'll marry 'er if she don't look out.” And then in a flash it followed
in his mind that if he sold the Butteridge secret he could! Suppose after all
he did get twenty thousand pounds; such sums have been paid! With that he could
buy house and garden, buy new clothes beyond dreaming, buy a motor, travel,
have every delight of the civilised life as he knew it, for himself and Edna.
Of course, risks were involved. “I'll 'ave old Butteridge on my track, I
expect!” He meditated upon that. He declined again to despondency. As
yet he was only in the beginning of the adventure. He had still to deliver the
goods and draw the cash. And before that — Just now he was by no means on his
way home. He was flying off to America to fight there. “Not much fighting,” he
considered; “all our own way.” Still, if a shell did happen to hit the
Vaterland on the underside!... “S'pose I ought to make my will.” He lay back for some time composing wills — chiefly in
favour of Edna. He had settled now it was to be twenty thousand pounds. He left
a number of minor legacies. The wills became more and more meandering and
extravagant.... He woke from the eighth repetition of his nightmare fall
through space. “This flying gets on one's nerves,” he said. He could feel the airship diving down, down, down, then
slowly swinging to up, up, up. Throb, throb, throb, throb, quivered the engine.
He got up presently and wrapped himself about with Mr.
Butteridge's overcoat and all the blankets, for the air was very keen. Then he
peeped out of the window to see a grey dawn breaking over clouds, then turned
up his light and bolted his door, sat down to the table, and produced his
chest-protector. He smoothed the crumpled plans with his hand, and
contemplated them. Then he referred to the other drawings in the portfolio.
Twenty thousand pounds. If he worked it right! It was worth trying, anyhow. Presently he opened the drawer in which Kurt had put paper
and writing-materials. Bert Smallways was by no means a stupid person, and up to a
certain limit he had not been badly educated. His board school had taught him
to draw up to certain limits, taught him to calculate and understand a
specification. If at that point his country had tired of its efforts, and
handed him over unfinished to scramble for a living in an atmosphere of
advertisments and individual enterprise, that was really not his fault. He was
as his State had made him, and the reader must not imagine because he was a little
Cockney cad, that he was absolutely incapable of grasping the idea of the
Butteridge flying-machine. But he found it stiff and perplexing. His
motor-bicycle and Grubb's experiments and the “mechanical drawing” he had done
in standard seven all helped him out; and, moreover, the maker of these
drawings, whoever he was, had been anxious to make his intentions plain. Bert
copied sketches, he made notes, he made a quite tolerable and intelligent copy
of the essential drawings and sketches of the others. Then he fell into a
meditation upon them. At last he rose with a sigh, folded up the originals that
had formerly been in his chest-protector and put them into the breast-pocket of
his jacket, and then very carefully deposited the copies he had made in the
place of the originals. He had no very clear plan in his mind in doing this,
except that he hated the idea of altogether parting with the secret. For a long
time he meditated profoundly — nodding. Then he turned out his light and went
to bed again and schemed himself to sleep.
He came in upon Bert while he was still in bed in the glow
of the sunlight reflected from the North Sea below, consuming the rolls and
coffee a soldier had brought him. He had a portfolio under his arm, and in the
clear, early morning light his dingy grey hair and heavy, silver-rimmed
spectacles made him look almost benevolent. He spoke English fluently, but with
a strong German flavour. He was particularly bad with his “b's,” and his “th's”
softened towards weak “z'ds.” He called Bert explosively, “Pooterage.” He began
with some indistinct civilities, bowed, took a folding-table and chair from
behind the door, put the former between himself and Bert, sat down on the
latter, coughed drily, and opened his portfolio. Then he put his elbows on the
table, pinched his lower lip with his two fore-fingers, and regarded Bert
disconcertingly with magnified eyes. “You came to us, Herr Pooterage, against
your will,” he said at last. “'Ow d'you make that out?” asked Bert, after a pause of
astonishment. “I chuge by ze maps in your car. They were all English. And
your provisions. They were all picnic. Also your cords were entangled. You haf'
been tugging — but no good. You could not manage ze balloon, and anuzzer power
than yours prought you to us. Is it not so?” Bert thought. “Also — where is ze laty?” “'Ere! — what lady?” “You started with a laty. That is evident. You shtarted for
an afternoon excursion — a picnic. A man of your temperament — he would take a
laty. She was not wiz you in your balloon when you came down at Dornhof. No!
Only her chacket! It is your affair. Still, I am curious.” Bert reflected. “'Ow d'you know that?” “I chuge by ze nature of your farious provisions. I cannot
account, Mr. Pooterage, for ze laty, what you haf done with her. Nor can I tell
why you should wear nature-sandals, nor why you should wear such cheap plue
clothes. These are outside my instructions. Trifles, perhaps. Officially they
are to be ignored. Laties come and go — I am a man of ze worldt. I haf known
wise men wear sandals and efen practice vegetarian habits. I haf known men — or
at any rate, I haf known chemists — who did not schmoke. You haf, no doubt, put
ze laty down somewhere. Well. Let us get to — business. A higher power” — his
voice changed its emotional quality, his magnified eyes seemed to dilate — “has
prought you and your secret straight to us. So!” — he bowed his head — “so pe
it. It is ze Destiny of Chermany and my Prince. I can undershtandt you always
carry zat secret. You are afraidt of roppers and spies. So it comes wiz you — to
us. Mr. Pooterage, Chermany will puy it.” “Will she?” “She will,” said the secretary, looking hard at Bert's
abandoned sandals in the corner of the locker. He roused himself, consulted a
paper of notes for a moment, and Bert eyed his brown and wrinkled face with
expectation and terror. “Chermany, I am instructed to say,” said the secretary,
with his eyes on the table and his notes spread out, “has always been willing
to puy your secret. We haf indeed peen eager to acquire it fery eager; and it
was only ze fear that you might be, on patriotic groundts, acting in collusion
with your Pritish War Office zat has made us discreet in offering for your
marvellous invention through intermediaries. We haf no hesitation whatefer now,
I am instructed, in agreeing to your proposal of a hundert tousand poundts.” “Crikey!” said Bert, overwhelmed. “I peg your pardon?” “Jest a twinge,” said Bert, raising his hand to his bandaged
head. “Ah! Also I am instructed to say that as for that noble,
unrightly accused laty you haf championed so brafely against Pritish hypocrisy
and coldness, all ze chivalry of Chermany is on her site.” “Lady?” said Bert faintly, and then recalled the great
Butteridge love story. Had the old chap also read the letters? He must think
him a scorcher if he had. “Oh! that's aw-right,” he said, “about 'er. I 'adn't
any doubts about that. I — ” He stopped. The secretary certainly had a most appalling
stare. It seemed ages before he looked down again. “Well, ze laty as you
please. She is your affair. I haf performt my instructions. And ze title of
Paron, zat also can pe done. It can all pe done, Herr Pooterage.” He drummed on the table for a second or so, and resumed. “I
haf to tell you, sir, zat you come to us at a crisis in — Welt-Politik. There
can be no harm now for me to put our plans before you. Pefore you leafe this
ship again they will be manifest to all ze worldt. War is perhaps already
declared. We go — to America. Our fleet will descend out of ze air upon ze
United States — it is a country quite unprepared for war eferywhere — eferywhere.
Zey have always relied on ze Atlantic. And their navy. We have selected a
certain point — it is at present ze secret of our commanders — which we shall
seize, and zen we shall establish a depot — a sort of inland Gibraltar. It will
be — what will it be? — an eagle's nest. Zere our airships will gazzer and
repair, and thence they will fly to and fro ofer ze United States, terrorising
cities, dominating Washington, levying what is necessary, until ze terms we
dictate are accepted. You follow me?” “Go on!” said Bert. “We could haf done all zis wiz such Luftschiffe and
Drachenflieger as we possess, but ze accession of your machine renders our
project complete. It not only gifs us a better Drachenflieger, but it remofes
our last uneasiness as to Great Pritain. Wizout you, sir, Great Pritain, ze
land you lofed so well and zat has requited you so ill, zat land of Pharisees
and reptiles, can do nozzing! — nozzing! You see, I am perfectly frank wiz you.
Well, I am instructed that Chermany recognises all this. We want you to place
yourself at our disposal. We want you to become our Chief Head Flight Engineer.
We want you to manufacture, we want to equip a swarm of hornets under your
direction. We want you to direct this force. And it is at our depot in America
we want you. So we offer you simply, and without haggling, ze full terms you
demanded weeks ago — one hundert tousand poundts in cash, a salary of three
tousand poundts a year, a pension of one tousand poundts a year, and ze title
of Paron as you desired. These are my instructions.” He resumed his scrutiny of Bert's face. “That's all right, of course,” said Bert, a little short of
breath, but otherwise resolute and calm; and it seemed to him that now was the
time to bring his nocturnal scheming to the issue. The secretary contemplated Bert's collar with sustained
attention. Only for one moment did his gaze move to the sandals and back. “Jes' lemme think a bit,” said Bert, finding the stare
debilitating. “Look 'ere!” he said at last, with an air of great explicitness,
“I got the secret.” “Yes.” “But I don't want the name of Butteridge to appear — see? I
been thinking that over.” “A little delicacy?” “Exactly. You buy the secret — leastways, I give it you — from
Bearer — see?” His voice failed him a little, and the stare continued. “I
want to do the thing Enonymously. See?” Still staring. Bert drifted on like a swimmer caught by a
current. “Fact is, I'm going to edop' the name of Smallways. I don't want no
title of Baron; I've altered my mind. And I want the money quiet-like. I want
the hundred thousand pounds paid into benks — thirty thousand into the London
and County Benk Branch at Bun Hill in Kent directly I 'and over the plans;
twenty thousand into the Benk of England; 'arf the rest into a good French
bank, the other 'arf the German National Bank, see? I want it put there, right
away. I don't want it put in the name of Butteridge. I want it put in the name
of Albert Peter Smallways; that's the name I'm going to edop'. That's condition
one.” “Go on!” said the secretary. “The nex condition,” said Bert, “is that you don't make any
inquiries as to title. I mean what English gentlemen do when they sell or let
you land. You don't arst 'ow I got it. See? 'Ere I am — I deliver you the goods
— that's all right. Some people 'ave the cheek to say this isn't my invention,
see? It is, you know — that’s all right; but I don't want that gone
into. I want a fair and square agreement saying that's all right. See?” His “See?” faded into a profound silence. The secretary sighed at last, leant back in his chair and
produced a tooth-pick, and used it, to assist his meditation on Bert's case.
“What was that name?” he asked at last, putting away the tooth-pick; “I must
write it down.” “Albert Peter Smallways,” said Bert, in a mild tone. The secretary wrote it down, after a little difficulty about
the spelling because of the different names of the letters of the alphabet in
the two languages. “And now, Mr. Schmallvays,” he said at last, leaning back
and resuming the stare, “tell me: how did you ket hold of Mister Pooterage's
balloon?”
When at last the Graf von Winterfold left Bert Smallways, he
left him in an extremely deflated condition, with all his little story told. He had, as people say, made a clean breast of it. He had
been pursued into details. He had had to explain the blue suit, the sandals,
the Desert Dervishes — everything. For a time scientific zeal consumed the
secretary, and the question of the plans remained in suspense. He even went
into speculation about the previous occupants of the balloon. “I suppose,” he
said, “the laty was the laty. Bot
that is not our affair. “It is fery curious and amusing, yes: but I am afraid the
Prince may be annoyt. He acted wiz his usual decision — always he acts wiz
wonterful decision. Like Napoleon. Directly he was tolt of your descent into
the camp at Dornhof, he said, 'Pring him! — pring him! It is my schtar!' His
schtar of Destiny! You see? He will be dthwarted. He directed you to come as
Herr Pooterage, and you haf not done so. You haf triet, of course; but it has
peen a poor try. His chugments of men are fery just and right, and it is better
for men to act up to them — gompletely. Especially now. Particularly now.” He resumed that attitude of his, with his underlip pinched
between his forefingers. He spoke almost confidentially. “It will be awkward. I
triet to suggest some doubt, but I was over-ruled. The Prince does not listen.
He is impatient in the high air. Perhaps he will think his schtar has been
making a fool of him. Perhaps he will think I haf been making a fool of
him.” He wrinkled his forehead, and drew in the corners of his
mouth. “I got the plans,” said Bert. “Yes. There is that! Yes. But you see the Prince was
interested in Herr Pooterage because of his romantic seit. Herr Pooterage was
so much more — ah! — in the picture. I am afraid you are not equal to
controlling the flying machine department of our aerial park as he wished you
to do. He hadt promised himself that.... “And der was also the prestige — the worldt prestige of
Pooterage with us.... Well, we must see what we can do.” He held out his hand.
“Gif me the plans.” A terrible chill ran through the being of Mr. Smallways. To
this day he is not clear in his mind whether he wept or no, but certainly there
was weeping in his voice. “'Ere, I say!” he protested. “Ain't I to 'ave — nothin'
for 'em?” The secretary regarded him with benevolent eyes. “You do not
deserve anyzing!” he said. “I might 'ave tore 'em up.” “Zey are not yours!” “They weren't Butteridge's!” “No need to pay anyzing.” Bert's being seemed to tighten towards desperate deeds.
“Gaw!” he said, clutching his coat, “ain’t there?” “Pe galm,” said the secretary. “Listen! You shall haf five
hundert poundts. You shall haf it on my promise. I will do that for you, and
that is all I can do. Take it from me. Gif me the name of that bank. Write it
down. So! I tell you the Prince — is no choke. I do not think he approffed of
your appearance last night. No! I can't answer for him. He wanted Pooterage,
and you haf spoilt it. The Prince — I do not understand quite, he is in a
strange state. It is the excitement of the starting and this great soaring in
the air. I cannot account for what he does. But if all goes well I will see to
it — you shall haf five hundert poundts. Will that do? Then gif me the plans.” “Old beggar!” said Bert, as the door clicked. “Gaw! — what
an ole beggar! — sharp!” He sat down in the folding-chair, and whistled noiselessly
for a time. “Nice 'old swindle for 'im if I tore 'em up! I could 'ave.” He rubbed the bridge of his nose thoughtfully. “I gave the
whole blessed show away. If I'd j'es' kep quiet about being Enonymous....
Gaw!... Too soon, Bert, my boy — too soon and too rushy. I'd like to kick my
silly self. “I couldn't 'ave kep' it up. “After all, it ain't so very bad,” he said. “After all, five 'undred pounds.... It isn't my
secret, anyhow. It's jes' a pickup on the road. Five 'undred. “Wonder what the fare is from America back home?” § 8 And later in the day an extremely shattered and disorganised
Bert Smallways stood in the presence of the Prince Karl Albert. The proceedings were in German. The Prince was in his own
cabin, the end room of the airship, a charming apartment furnished in
wicker-work with a long window across its entire breadth, looking forward. He
was sitting at a folding-table of green baize, with Von Winterfeld and two
officers sitting beside him, and littered before them was a number of American
maps and Mr. Butteridge's letters and his portfolio and a number of loose
papers. Bert was not asked to sit down, and remained standing throughout the interview.
Von Winterfeld told his story, and every now and then the words Ballon and
Pooterage struck on Bert's ears. The Prince's face remained stern and ominous
and the two officers watched it cautiously or glanced at Bert. There was
something a little strange in their scrutiny of the Prince — a curiosity, an
apprehension. Then presently he was struck by an idea, and they fell discussing
the plans. The Prince asked Bert abruptly in English. “Did you ever see this
thing go op?” Bert jumped. “Saw it from Bun 'Ill, your Royal Highness.” Von Winterfeld made some explanation. “How fast did it go?” “Couldn't say, your Royal Highness. The papers, leastways
the Daily Courier, said eighty miles an hour.” They talked German over that for a time. “Couldt it standt still? Op in the air? That is what I want
to know.” “It could 'ovver, your Royal Highness, like a wasp,” said
Bert. “Viel besser, nicht wahr?” said the Prince to Von
Winterfeld, and then went on in German for a time. Presently they came to an end, and the two officers looked
at Bert. One rang a bell, and the portfolio was handed to an attendant, who
took it away. Then they reverted to the case of Bert, and it was evident
the Prince was inclined to be hard with him. Von Winterfeld protested.
Apparently theological considerations came in, for there were several mentions
of “Gott!” Some conclusions emerged, and it was apparent that Von Winterfeld
was instructed to convey them to Bert. “Mr. Schmallvays, you haf obtained a footing in this
airship,” he said, “by disgraceful and systematic lying.” “'Ardly systematic,” said Bert. “I — ” The Prince silenced him by a gesture. “And it is within the power of his Highness to dispose of
you as a spy.” “'Ere! — I came to sell — ” “Ssh!” said one of the officers. “However, in consideration of the happy chance that mate you
the instrument unter Gott of this Pooterage flying-machine reaching his
Highness's hand, you haf been spared. Yes, — you were the pearer of goot
tidings. You will be allowed to remain on this ship until it is convenient to
dispose of you. Do you understandt?” “We will bring him,” said the Prince, and added terribly
with a terrible glare, “als Ballast.” “You are to come with us,” said Winterfeld, “as pallast. Do
you understandt?” Bert opened his mouth to ask about the five hundred pounds,
and then a saving gleam of wisdom silenced him. He met Von Winterfeld's eye,
and it seemed to him the secretary nodded slightly. “Go!” said the Prince, with a sweep of the great arm and
hand towards the door. Bert went out like a leaf before a gale.
There was no lack of space. Space did not matter, so long as
load did not grow. The habitable part of the ship was two hundred and fifty
feet long, and the rooms in two tiers; above these one could go up into
remarkable little white-metal turrets with big windows and airtight double
doors that enabled one to inspect the vast cavity of the gas-chambers. This
inside view impressed Bert very much. He had never realised before that an
airship was not one simple continuous gas-bag containing nothing but gas. Now
he saw far above him the backbone of the apparatus and its big ribs, “like the
neural and haemal canals,” said Kurt, who had dabbled in biology. “Rather!” said Bert appreciatively, though he had not the
ghost of an idea what these phrases meant. Little electric lights could be switched on up there if
anything went wrong in the night. There were even ladders across the space.
“But you can't go into the gas,” protested Bert. “You can't breve it.” The lieutenant opened a cupboard door and displayed a
diver's suit, only that it was made of oiled silk, and both its compressed-air
knapsack and its helmet were of an alloy of aluminium and some light metal. “We
can go all over the inside netting and stick up bullet holes or leaks,” he
explained. “There's netting inside and out. The whole outer-case is rope
ladder, so to speak.” Aft of the habitable part of the airship was the magazine of
explosives, coming near the middle of its length. They were all bombs of
various types mostly in glass — none of the German airships carried any guns at
all except one small pom-pom (to use the old English nickname dating from the
Boer war), which was forward in the gallery upon the shield at the heart of the
eagle. From the magazine amidships a covered canvas gallery with
aluminium treads on its floor and a hand-rope, ran back underneath the
gas-chamber to the engine-room at the tail; but along this Bert did not go, and
from first to last he never saw the engines. But he went up a ladder against a
gale of ventilation — a ladder that was encased in a kind of gas-tight fire
escape — and ran right athwart the great forward air-chamber to the little
look-out gallery with a telephone, that gallery that bore the light pom-pom of
German steel and its locker of shells. This gallery was all of aluminium
magnesium alloy, the tight front of the air-ship swelled cliff-like above and
below, and the black eagle sprawled overwhelmingly gigantic, its extremities
all hidden by the bulge of the gas-bag. And far down, under the soaring eagles,
was England, four thousand feet below perhaps, and looking very small and
defenceless indeed in the morning sunlight. The realisation that there was England gave Bert sudden and
unexpected qualms of patriotic compunction. He was struck by a quite novel
idea. After all, he might have torn up those plans and thrown them away. These
people could not have done so very much to him. And even if they did, ought not
an Englishman to die for his country? It was an idea that had hitherto been
rather smothered up by the cares of a competitive civilisation. He became
violently depressed. He ought, he perceived, to have seen it in that light
before. Why hadn't he seen it in that light before? Indeed, wasn't he a sort of traitor?... He wondered how the
aerial fleet must look from down there. Tremendous, no doubt, and dwarfing all
the buildings. He was passing between Manchester and Liverpool, Kurt told
him; a gleaming band across the prospect was the Ship Canal, and a weltering
ditch of shipping far away ahead, the Mersey estuary. Bert was a Southerner; he
had never been north of the Midland counties, and the multitude of factories
and chimneys — the latter for the most part obsolete and smokeless now,
superseded by huge electric generating stations that consumed their own reek — old
railway viaducts, mono-rail net-works and goods yards, and the vast areas of
dingy homes and narrow streets, spreading aimlessly, struck him as though
Camberwell and Rotherhithe had run to seed. Here and there, as if caught in a
net, were fields and agricultural fragments. It was a sprawl of undistinguished
population. There were, no doubt, museums and town halls and even cathedrals of
a sort to mark theoretical centres of municipal and religious organisation in
this confusion; but Bert could not see them, they did not stand out at all in
that wide disorderly vision of congested workers' houses and places to work,
and shops and meanly conceived chapels and churches. And across this landscape
of an industrial civilisation swept the shadows of the German airships like a
hurrying shoal of fishes.... Kurt and he fell talking of aerial tactics, and presently
went down to the undergallery in order that Bert might see the Drachenflieger
that the airships of the right wing had picked up overnight and were towing
behind them; each airship towing three or four. They looked, like big box-kites
of an exaggerated form, soaring at the ends of invisible cords. They had long,
square heads and flattened tails, with lateral propellers. “Much skill is required for those! — much skill!” “Rather!” Pause. “Your machine is different from that, Mr. Butteridge?” “Quite different,” said Bert. “More like an insect, and less
like a bird. And it buzzes, and don't drive about so. What can those things
do?” Kurt was not very clear upon that himself, and was still
explaining when Bert was called to the conference we have recorded with the
Prince. And after that was over, the last traces of Butteridge fell
from Bert like a garment, and he became Smallways to all on board. The soldiers
ceased to salute him, and the officers ceased to seem aware of his existence,
except Lieutenant Kurt. He was turned out of his nice cabin, and packed in with
his belongings to share that of Lieutenant Kurt, whose luck it was to be
junior, and the bird-headed officer, still swearing slightly, and carrying
strops and aluminium boot-trees and weightless hair-brushes and hand-mirrors
and pomade in his hands, resumed possession. Bert was put in with Kurt because
there was nowhere else for him to lay his bandaged head in that close-packed
vessel. He was to mess, he was told, with the men. Kurt came and stood with his legs wide apart and surveyed,
him for a moment as he sat despondent in his new quarters. “What's your real name, then?” said Kurt, who was only
imperfectly informed of the new state of affairs. “Smallways.” “I thought you were a bit of a fraud — even when I thought
you were Butteridge. You're jolly lucky the Prince took it calmly. He's a
pretty tidy blazer when he's roused. He wouldn't stick a moment at pitching a
chap of your sort overboard if he thought fit. No!... They've shoved you on to
me, but it's my cabin, you know.” “I won't forget,” said Bert. Kurt left him, and when he came to look about him the first thing he saw pasted on the padded wall was a reproduction, of the great picture by Siegfried Schmalz of the War God, that terrible, trampling figure with the Viking helmet and the scarlet cloak, wading through destruction, sword in hand, which had so strong a resemblance to Karl Albert, the prince it was painted to please. |