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THE HUNTER'S FAMILY I will not say that the
Hanson family was Poor
White, because the name savours of offence; but I may go as far as this
— they were,
in many points, not unsimilar to the people usually so-called. Rule
himself
combined two of the qualifications, for he was both a hunter and an
amateur
detective. It was he who pursued Russel and Dollar, the robbers of the
Lake
Port stage, and captured them the very morning after the exploit, while
they
were still sleeping in a hayfield. Russel, a drunken Scotch carpenter,
was even
an acquaintance of his own, and he expressed much grave commiseration
for his
fate. In all that he said and did, Rufe was grave. I never saw him
hurried.
When he spoke, he took out his pipe with ceremonial deliberation,
looked east and
west, and then, in quiet tones and few words, stated his business or
told his
story. His gait was to match; it would never have surprised you if, at
any
step, he had turned round and walked away again, so warily and slowly,
and with
so much seeming hesitation did he go about. He lay long in bed in the
morning —
rarely indeed, rose before noon; he loved all games, from poker to
clerical
croquet; and in the Toll House croquet ground I have seen him toiling
at the
latter with the devotion of a curate. He took an interest in education,
was an
active member of the local school-board, and when I was there, he had
recently
lost the school-house key. His waggon was broken, but it never seemed
to occur
to him to mend it. Like all truly idle people, he had an artistic eye.
He chose
the print stuff for his wife's dresses, and counselled her in the
making of a
patchwork quilt, always, as she thought, wrongly, but to the more
educated eye,
always with bizarre and admirable taste — the taste of an Indian. With
all
this, he was a perfect, unoffending gentleman in word and act. Take his
clay
pipe from him, and he was fit for any society but that of fools. Quiet
as he
was, there burned a deep, permanent excitement in his dark blue eyes;
and when
this grave man smiled, it was like sunshine in a shady place. Mrs. Hanson (née,
if you please, Lovelands) was more commonplace than her lord.
She was a comely woman, too, plump, fair-coloured, with wonderful white
teeth; and
in her print dresses (chosen by Rufe) and with a large sunbonnet
shading her
valued complexion, made, I assure you, a very agreeable figure. But she
was on
the surface, what there was of her, outspoken and loud-spoken. Her
noisy
laughter had none of the charm of one of Hanson's rare, slow-spreading
smiles; there
was no reticence, no mystery, no manner about the woman: she was a
first-class
dairymaid, but her husband was an unknown quantity between the savage
and the
nobleman. She was often in and out with us, merry, and healthy, and
fair; he
came far seldomer — only, indeed, when there was business, or now and
again, to
pay a visit of ceremony, brushed up for the occasion, with his wife on
his arm,
and a clean clay pipe in his teeth. These visits, in our forest state,
had
quite the air of an event, and turned our red canyon into a salon. Such was the pair who
ruled in the old Silverado
Hotel, among the windy trees, on the mountain shoulder overlooking the
whole
length of Napa Valley, as the man aloft looks down on the ship's deck.
There
they kept house, with sundry horses and fowls, and a family of sons,
Daniel
Webster, and I think George Washington, among the number. Nor did they
want
visitors. An old gentleman, of singular stolidity, and called Breedlove
— I
think he had crossed the plains in the same caravan with Rufe — housed
with
them for awhile during our stay; and they had besides a permanent
lodger, in
the form of Mrs. Hanson's brother, Irvine Lovelands. I spell Irvine by
guess; for
I could get no information on the subject, just as I could never find
out, in
spite of many inquiries, whether or not Rufe was a contraction for
Rufus. They
were all cheerfully at sea about their names in that generation. And
this is
surely the more notable where the names are all so strange, and even
the family
names appear to have been coined. At one time, at least, the ancestors
of all
these Alvins and Alvas, Loveinas, Lovelands, and Breedloves, must have
taken
serious council and found a certain poetry in these denominations; that
must
have been, then, their form of literature. But still times change; and
their
next descendants, the George Washingtons and Daniel Websters, will at
least be
clear upon the point. And anyway, and however his name should be spelt,
this
Irvine Lovelands was the most unmitigated Caliban I ever knew. Our very first morning at
Silverado, when we
were full of business, patching up doors and windows, making beds and
seats,
and getting our rough lodging into shape, Irvine and his sister made
their
appearance together, she for neighbourliness and general curiosity; he,
because
he was working for me, to my sorrow, cutting firewood at I forget how
much a
day. The way that he set about cutting wood was characteristic. We were
at that
moment patching up and unpacking in the kitchen. Down he sat on one
side, and
down sat his sister on the other. Both were chewing pine-tree gum, and
he, to
my annoyance, accompanied that simple pleasure with profuse
expectoration. She
rattled away, talking up hill and down dale, laughing, tossing her
head,
showing her brilliant teeth. He looked on in silence, now spitting
heavily on
the floor, now putting his head back and uttering a loud, discordant,
joyless
laugh. He had a tangle of shock hair, the colour of wool; his mouth was
a grin;
although as strong as a horse, he looked neither heavy nor yet adroit,
only
leggy, coltish, and in the road. But it was plain he was in high
spirits, thoroughly
enjoying his visit; and he laughed frankly whenever we failed to
accomplish
what we were about. This was scarcely helpful: it was even, to amateur
carpenters, embarrassing; but it lasted until we knocked off work and
began to
get dinner. Then Mrs. Hanson remembered she should have been gone an
hour ago; and
the pair retired, and the lady's laughter died away among the nutmegs
down the
path. That was Irvine's first day's work in my employment — the devil
take him! The next morning he
returned and, as he was
this time alone, he bestowed his conversation upon us with great
liberality. He
prided himself on his intelligence; asked us if we knew the school
ma'am. He didn't think much of her, anyway. He
had tried her, he had. He had put a question to her. If a tree a
hundred feet
high were to fall a foot a day, how long would it take to fall right
down? She
had not been able to solve the problem. "She don't know nothing," he
opined. He told us how a friend of his kept a school with a revolver,
and chuckled
mightily over that; his friend could teach school, he could. All the
time he
kept chewing gum and spitting. He would stand a while looking down; and
then he
would toss back his shock of hair, and laugh hoarsely, and spit, and
bring
forward a new subject. A man, he told us, who bore a grudge against
him, had poisoned
his dog. "That was a low thing for a man to do now, wasn't it? It
wasn't
like a man, that, nohow. But I got even with him: I pisoned his
dog." His clumsy utterance, his
rude embarrassed manner, set a fresh value on the stupidity of his
remarks. I
do not think I ever appreciated the meaning of two words until I knew
Irvine — the
verb, loaf, and the noun, oaf; between them, they complete his
portrait. He
could lounge, and wriggle, and rub himself against the wall, and grin,
and be more
in everybody's way than any other two people that I ever set my eyes
on. Nothing
that he did became him; and yet you were conscious that he was one of
your own
race, that his mind was cumbrously at work, revolving the problem of
existence
like a quid of gum, and in his own cloudy manner enjoying life, and
passing
judgment on his fellows. Above all things, he was delighted with
himself. You
would not have thought it, from his uneasy manners and troubled,
struggling
utterance; but he loved himself to the marrow, and was happy and proud
like a
peacock on a rail. His self-esteem was,
indeed, the one joint in
his harness. He could be got to work, and even kept at work, by
flattery. As
long as his wife stood over him, crying out how strong he was, so long
exactly
he would stick to the matter in hand; and the moment she turned her
back, or
ceased to praise him, he would stop. His physical strength was
wonderful; and
to have a woman stand by and admire his achievements, warmed his heart
like
sunshine. Yet he was as cowardly as he was powerful, and felt no shame
in
owning to the weakness. Something was once wanted from the crazy
platform over
the shaft, and he at once refused to venture there — "did not like,"
as he said, "foolen' round them kind o' places," and let my wife go
instead of him, looking on with a grin. Vanity, where it rules, is
usually more
heroic: but Irvine steadily approved himself, and expected others to
approve
him; rather looked down upon my wife, and decidedly expected her to
look up to
him, on the strength of his superior prudence. Yet the strangest part of
the whole matter was
perhaps this, that Irvine was as beautiful as a statue. His features
were, in
themselves, perfect; it was only his cloudy, uncouth, and coarse
expression
that disfigured them. So much strength residing in so spare a frame was
proof
sufficient of the accuracy of his shape. He must have been built
somewhat after
the pattern of Jack Sheppard; but the famous housebreaker, we may be
certain,
was no lout. It was by the extraordinary powers of his mind no less
than by the
vigour of his body, that he broke his strong prison with such imperfect
implements, turning the very obstacles to service. Irvine, in the same
case,
would have sat down and spat, and grumbled curses. He had the soul of a
fat
sheep, but, regarded as an artist's model, the exterior of a Greek God.
It was
a cruel thought to persons less favoured in their birth, that this
creature,
endowed — to use the language of theatres — with extraordinary "means,"
should so manage to misemploy them that he looked ugly and almost
deformed. It
was only by an effort of abstraction, and after many days, that you
discovered what
he was. By playing on the oaf's
conceit, and standing
closely over him, we got a path made round the corner of the dump to
our door,
so that we could come and go with decent ease; and he even enjoyed the
work,
for in that there were boulders to be plucked up bodily, bushes to be
uprooted,
and other occasions for athletic display: but cutting wood was a
different matter.
Anybody could cut wood; and, besides, my wife was tired of supervising
him, and
had other things to attend to. And, in short, days went by, and Irvine
came
daily, and talked and lounged and spat; but the firewood remained
intact as
sleepers on the platform or growing trees upon the mountainside.
Irvine, as a
woodcutter, we could tolerate; but Irvine as a friend of the family, at
so much
a day, was too bald an imposition, and at length, on the afternoon of
the
fourth or fifth day of our connection, I explained to him, as clearly
as I
could, the light in which I had grown to regard his presence. I pointed
out to
him that I could not continue to give him a salary for spitting on the
floor; and
this expression, which came after a good many others, at last
penetrated his
obdurate wits. He rose at once, and said if that was the way he was
going to be
spoke to, he reckoned he would quit. And, no one interposing, he
departed. So far, so good. But we
had no firewood. The
next afternoon, I strolled down to Rufe's and consulted him on the
subject. It
was a very droll interview, in the large, bare north room of the
Silverado
Hotel, Mrs. Hanson's patchwork on a frame, and Rufe, and his wife, and
I, and
the oaf himself, all more or less embarrassed. Rufe announced there was
nobody
in the neighbourhood but Irvine who could do a day's work for anybody.
Irvine, thereupon,
refused to have any more to do with my service; he "wouldn't work no
more
for a man as had spoke to him's I had done." I found myself on the
point
of the last humiliation — driven to beseech the creature whom I had
just dismissed
with insult: but I took the high hand in despair, said there must be no
talk of
Irvine coming back unless matters were to be differently managed; that
I would
rather chop firewood for myself than be fooled; and, in short, the
Hansons
being eager for the lad's hire, I so imposed upon them with merely
affected
resolution, that they ended by begging me to re-employ him again, on a
solemn
promise that he should be more industrious. The promise, I am bound to
say, was
kept. We soon had a fine pile of firewood at our door; and if Caliban
gave me
the cold shoulder and spared me his conversation, I thought none the
worse of
him for that, nor did I find my days much longer for the deprivation. The leading spirit of the
family was, I am inclined
to fancy, Mrs. Hanson. Her social brilliancy somewhat dazzled the
others, and she
had more of the small change of sense. It was she who faced Kelmar, for
instance; and perhaps, if she had been alone, Kelmar would have had no
rule
within her doors. Rufe, to be sure, had a fine, sober, open-air
attitude of mind,
seeing the world without exaggeration — perhaps, we may even say,
without
enough; for he lacked, along with the others, that commercial idealism
which
puts so high a value on time and money. Sanity itself is a kind of
convention.
Perhaps Rufe was wrong; but, looking on life plainly, he was unable to
perceive
that croquet or poker were in any way less important than, for
instance,
mending his waggon. Even his own profession, hunting, was dear to him
mainly as
a sort of play; even that he would have neglected, had it not appealed
to his
imagination. His hunting-suit, for instance, had cost I should be
afraid to say
how many bucks — the currency in which he paid his way: it was all
befringed,
after the Indian fashion, and it was dear to his heart. The pictorial
side of
his daily business was never forgotten. He was even anxious to stand
for his
picture in those buckskin hunting clothes; and I remember how he once
warmed
almost into enthusiasm, his dark blue eyes growing perceptibly larger,
as he
planned the composition in which he should appear, "with the horns of
some
real big bucks, and dogs, and a camp on a crick" (creek, stream). There was no trace in
Irvine of this woodland
poetry. He did not care for hunting, nor yet for buckskin suits. He had
never
observed scenery. The world, as it appeared to him, was almost
obliterated by
his own great grinning figure in the foreground: Caliban Malvolio. And it seems to me as if,
in the persons of these
brothers-in-law, we had the two sides of rusticity fairly well
represented: the
hunter living really in nature; the clodhopper living merely out of
society:
the one bent up in every corporal agent to capacity in one pursuit,
doing at
least one thing keenly and thoughtfully, and thoroughly alive to all
that
touches it; the other in the inert and bestial state, walking in a
faint dream,
and taking so dim an impression of the myriad sides of life that he is
truly
conscious of nothing but himself. It is only in the fastnesses of
nature,
forests, mountains, and the back of man's beyond, that a creature
endowed with
five senses can grow up into the perfection of this crass and earthy
vanity. In
towns or the busier country sides, he is roughly reminded of other
men's
existence; and if he learns no more, he learns at least to fear
contempt. But
Irvine had come scatheless through life, conscious only of himself, of
his
great strength and intelligence; and in the silence of the universe, to
which
he did not listen, dwelling with delight on the sound of his own
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