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A School Story
Two men in a
smoking-room were talking of their private-school days.
‘At our school,’ said A., ‘we had a ghost’s footmark on the
staircase.
What was it like? Oh, very unconvincing. Just the shape of a shoe, with
a
square toe, if I remember right. The staircase was a stone one. I never
heard
any story about the thing. That seems odd, when you come to think of
it. Why
didn’t somebody invent one, I wonder?’ ‘You never can tell
with little boys. They have a mythology of their
own. There’s a subject for you, by the way — “The Folklore of Private
Schools”.’ ‘Yes; the crop is
rather scanty, though. I imagine, if you were to
investigate the cycle of ghost stories, for instance, which the boys at
private
schools tell each other, they would all turn out to be
highly-compressed
versions of stories out of books.’ ‘Nowadays the Strand
and Pearson’s, and so on, would be
extensively drawn upon.’ ‘No doubt: they
weren’t born or thought of in my time. Let’s
see. I wonder if I can remember the staple ones that I was told. First,
there
was the house with a room in which a series of people insisted on
passing a
night; and each of them in the morning was found kneeling in a corner,
and had
just time to say, “I’ve seen it,” and died.’ ‘Wasn’t that the
house in Berkeley Square?’ ‘I dare say it was.
Then there was the man who heard a noise in the
passage at night, opened his door, and saw someone crawling towards him
on all
fours with his eye hanging out on his cheek. There was besides, let me
think — Yes!
the room where a man was found dead in bed with a horseshoe mark on his
forehead, and the floor under the bed was covered with marks of
horseshoes
also; I don’t know why. Also there was the lady who, on locking her
bedroom
door in a strange house, heard a thin voice among the bed-curtains say,
“Now
we’re shut in for the night.” None of those had any explanation or
sequel. I
wonder if they go on still, those stories.’ ‘Oh, likely enough —
with additions from the magazines, as I said. You
never heard, did you, of a real ghost at a private school? I thought
not;
nobody has that ever I came across.’ ‘From the way in
which you said that, I gather that you have.’ ‘I really don’t
know; but this is what was in my mind. It happened at
my private school thirty odd years ago, and I haven’t any explanation
of it. ‘The school I mean
was near London. It was established in a large and
fairly old house — a great white building with very fine grounds about
it;
there were large cedars in the garden, as there are in so many of the
older
gardens in the Thames valley, and ancient elms in the three or four
fields
which we used for our games. I think probably it was quite an
attractive place,
but boys seldom allow that their schools possess any tolerable features. ‘I came to the
school in a September, soon after the year 1870; and
among the boys who arrived on the same day was one whom I took to: a
Highland
boy, whom I will call McLeod. I needn’t spend time in describing him:
the main
thing is that I got to know him very well. He was not an exceptional
boy in any
way — not particularly good at books or games — but he suited me. ‘The school was a
large one: there must have been from 120 to 130 boys
there as a rule, and so a considerable staff of masters was required,
and there
were rather frequent changes among them. ‘One term — perhaps
it was my third or fourth — a new master made his
appearance. His name was Sampson. He was a tallish, stoutish, pale,
black-bearded man. I think we liked him: he had travelled a good deal,
and had
stories which amused us on our school walks, so that there was some
competition
among us to get within earshot of him. I remember too — dear me, I have
hardly
thought of it since then! — that he had a charm on his watch-chain that
attracted my attention one day, and he let me examine it. It was, I now
suppose, a gold Byzantine coin; there was an effigy of some absurd
emperor on
one side; the other side had been worn practically smooth, and he had
had cut
on it — rather barbarously — his own initials, G.W.S., and a date, 24
July,
1865. Yes, I can see it now: he told me he had picked it up in
Constantinople:
it was about the size of a florin, perhaps rather smaller. ‘Well, the first odd
thing that happened was this. Sampson was doing
Latin grammar with us. One of his favourite methods — perhaps it is
rather a
good one — was to make us construct sentences out of our own heads to
illustrate the rules he was trying to make us learn. Of course that is
a thing
which gives a silly boy a chance of being impertinent: there are lots
of school
stories in which that happens — or anyhow there might be. But Sampson
was too
good a disciplinarian for us to think of trying that on with him. Now,
on this
occasion he was telling us how to express remembering in Latin:
and he
ordered us each to make a sentence bringing in the verb memini,
“I
remember.” Well, most of us made up some ordinary sentence such as “I
remember
my father,” or “He remembers his book,” or something equally
uninteresting: and
I dare say a good many put down memino librum meum, and so
forth: but
the boy I mentioned — McLeod — was evidently thinking of something more
elaborate than that. The rest of us wanted to have our sentences
passed, and
get on to something else, so some kicked him under the desk, and I, who
was
next to him, poked him and whispered to him to look sharp. But he
didn’t seem
to attend. I looked at his paper and saw he had put down nothing at
all. So I
jogged him again harder than before and upbraided him sharply for
keeping us
all waiting. That did have some effect. He started and seemed to wake
up, and
then very quickly he scribbled about a couple of lines on his paper,
and showed
it up with the rest. As it was the last, or nearly the last, to come
in, and as
Sampson had a good deal to say to the boys who had written meminiscimus
patri meo and the rest of it, it turned out that the clock struck
twelve
before he had got to McLeod, and McLeod had to wait afterwards to have
his
sentence corrected. There was nothing much going on outside when I got
out, so
I waited for him to come. He came very slowly when he did arrive, and I
guessed
there had been some sort of trouble. “Well,” I said, “what did you
get?” “Oh, I
don’t know,” said McLeod, “nothing much: but I think Sampson’s rather
sick with
me.” “Why, did you show him up some rot?” “No fear,” he said. “It was
all right
as far as I could see: it was like this: Memento — that’s right
enough
for remember, and it takes a genitive — memento putei inter quatuor
taxos.”
“What silly rot!” I said. “What made you shove that down? What does it
mean?”
“That’s the funny part,” said McLeod. “I’m not quite sure what it does
mean.
All I know is, it just came into my head and I corked it down. I know
what I think
it means, because just before I wrote it down I had a sort of picture
of it in
my head: I believe it means ‘Remember the well among the four’ — what
are those
dark sort of trees that have red berries on them?” “Mountain ashes, I
s’pose
you mean.” “I never heard of them,” said McLeod; “no, I’ll tell
you — yews.”
“Well, and what did Sampson say?” “Why, he was jolly odd about it. When
he read
it he got up and went to the mantelpiece and stopped quite a long time
without
saying anything, with his back to me. And then he said, without turning
round,
and rather quiet, ‘What do you suppose that means?’ I told him what I
thought;
only I couldn’t remember the name of the silly tree: and then he wanted
to know
why I put it down, and I had to say something or other. And after that
he left
off talking about it, and asked me how long I’d been here, and where my
people
lived, and things like that: and then I came away: but he wasn’t
looking a bit
well.” ‘I don’t remember
any more that was said by either of us about this.
Next day McLeod took to his bed with a chill or something of the kind,
and it
was a week or more before he was in school again. And as much as a
month went
by without anything happening that was noticeable. Whether or not Mr
Sampson
was really startled, as McLeod had thought, he didn’t show it. I am
pretty
sure, of course, now, that there was something very curious in his past
history, but I’m not going to pretend that we boys were sharp enough to
guess
any such thing. ‘There was one other
incident of the same kind as the last which I told
you. Several times since that day we had had to make up examples in
school to
illustrate different rules, but there had never been any row except
when we did
them wrong. At last there came a day when we were going through those
dismal
things which people call Conditional Sentences, and we were told to
make a
conditional sentence, expressing a future consequence. We did it, right
or
wrong, and showed up our bits of paper, and Sampson began looking
through them.
All at once he got up, made some odd sort of noise in his throat, and
rushed
out by a door that was just by his desk. We sat there for a minute or
two, and
then — I suppose it was incorrect — but we went up, I and one or two
others, to
look at the papers on his desk. Of course I thought someone must have
put down
some nonsense or other, and Sampson had gone off to report him. All the
same, I
noticed that he hadn’t taken any of the papers with him when he ran
out. Well,
the top paper on the desk was written in red ink — which no one used —
and it
wasn’t in anyone’s hand who was in the class. They all looked at it —
McLeod
and all — and took their dying oaths that it wasn’t theirs. Then I
thought of
counting the bits of paper. And of this I made quite certain: that
there were
seventeen bits of paper on the desk, and sixteen boys in the form.
Well, I
bagged the extra paper, and kept it, and I believe I have it now. And
now you
will want to know what was written on it. It was simple enough, and
harmless
enough, I should have said. ‘“Si tu non
veneris ad me, ego veniam ad te,” which means, I
suppose, “If you don’t come to me, I’ll come to you.”’ ‘Could you show me
the paper?’ interrupted the listener. ‘Yes, I could: but
there’s another odd thing about it. That same
afternoon I took it out of my locker — I know for certain it was the
same bit,
for I made a finger-mark on it — and no single trace of writing of any
kind was
there on it. I kept it, as I said, and since that time I have tried
various
experiments to see whether sympathetic ink had been used, but
absolutely
without result. ‘So much for that.
After about half an hour Sampson looked in again:
said he had felt very unwell, and told us we might go. He came rather
gingerly
to his desk and gave just one look at the uppermost paper: and I
suppose he
thought he must have been dreaming: anyhow, he asked no questions. ‘That day was a
half-holiday, and next day Sampson was in school again,
much as usual. That night the third and last incident in my story
happened. ‘We — McLeod and I —
slept in a dormitory at right angles to the main
building. Sampson slept in the main building on the first floor. There
was a
very bright full moon. At an hour which I can’t tell exactly, but some
time
between one and two, I was woken up by somebody shaking me. It was
McLeod; and
a nice state of mind he seemed to be in. “Come,” he said — “come!
there’s a
burglar getting in through Sampson’s window.” As soon as I could speak,
I said,
“Well, why not call out and wake everybody up?” “No, no,” he said, “I’m
not
sure who it is: don’t make a row: come and look.” Naturally I came and
looked,
and naturally there was no one there. I was cross enough, and should
have
called McLeod plenty of names: only — I couldn’t tell why — it seemed
to me
that there was something wrong — something that made me very
glad I
wasn’t alone to face it. We were still at the window looking out, and
as soon
as I could, I asked him what he had heard or seen. “I didn’t hear
anything at all,” he said, “but about five minutes before I woke you, I
found
myself looking out of this window here, and there was a man sitting or
kneeling
on Sampson’s window-sill, and looking in, and I thought he was
beckoning.”
“What sort of man?” McLeod wriggled. “I don’t know,” he said, “but I
can tell
you one thing — he was beastly thin: and he looked as if he was wet all
over:
and,” he said, looking round and whispering as if he hardly liked to
hear
himself, “I’m not at all sure that he was alive.” ‘We went on talking
in whispers some time longer, and eventually crept
back to bed. No one else in the room woke or stirred the whole time. I
believe
we did sleep a bit afterwards, but we were very cheap next day. ‘And next day Mr
Sampson was gone: not to be found: and I believe no
trace of him has ever come to light since. In thinking it over, one of
the
oddest things about it all has seemed to me to be the fact that neither
McLeod
nor I ever mentioned what we had seen to any third person whatever. Of
course
no questions were asked on the subject, and if they had been, I am
inclined to
believe that we could not have made any answer: we seemed unable to
speak about
it. ‘That is my story,’
said the narrator. ‘The only approach to a ghost
story connected with a school that I know, but still, I think, an
approach to
such a thing.’ The sequel to this
may perhaps be reckoned highly conventional; but a
sequel there is, and so it must be produced. There had been more than
one
listener to the story, and, in the latter part of that same year, or of
the
next, one such listener was staying at a country house in Ireland. One evening his host
was turning over a drawer full of odds and ends in
the smoking-room. Suddenly he put his hand upon a little box. ‘Now,’ he
said,
‘you know about old things; tell me what that is.’ My friend opened the
little
box, and found in it a thin gold chain with an object attached to it.
He
glanced at the object and then took off his spectacles to examine it
more
narrowly. ‘What’s the history of this?’ he asked. ‘Odd enough,’ was the
answer.
‘You know the yew thicket in the shrubbery: well, a year or two back we
were
cleaning out the old well that used to be in the clearing here, and
what do you
suppose we found?’ ‘Is it possible that
you found a body?’ said the visitor, with an odd
feeling of nervousness. ‘We did that: but
what’s more, in every sense of the word, we found
two.’ ‘Good Heavens! Two?
Was there anything to show how they got there? Was
this thing found with them?’ ‘It was. Amongst the
rags of the clothes that were on one of the
bodies. A bad business, whatever the story of it may have been. One
body had
the arms tight round the other. They must have been there thirty years
or more
— long enough before we came to this place. You may judge we filled the
well up
fast enough. Do you make anything of what’s cut on that gold coin you
have
there?’ ‘I think I can,’ said my friend, holding it to the light (but he read it without much difficulty); ‘it seems to be G.W.S., 24 July, 1865.’ |