"To think," she moaned,
"that after having ruled as Queen, and lived in a palace, I must go
back
to scrubbing floors and churning butter again! It is too horrible to
think of!
I will never consent!" So when her soldiers, who spent most of
their time making fudge in the palace kitchens, counseled Jinjur to
resist, she
listened to their foolish prattle and sent a sharp defiance to Glinda
the Good
and the Princess Ozma. The result was a declaration of war, and the
very next
day Glinda marched upon the Emerald City with pennants flying and bands
playing, and a forest of shining spears, sparkling brightly beneath the
sun's
rays. But when it came to the walls this brave
assembly made a sudden halt; for Jinjur had closed and barred every
gateway,
and the walls of the Emerald City were builded high and thick with many
blocks
of green marble. Finding her advance thus baffled, Glinda bent her
brows in
deep thought, while the Woggle-Bug said, in his most positive tone: "We must lay siege to the city, and
starve it into submission. It is the only thing we can do." "Not so," answered the
Scarecrow. "We still have the Gump, and the Gump can still fly" The Sorceress turned quickly at this
speech, and her face now wore a bright smile. "You are right," she exclaimed,
"and certainly have reason to be proud of your brains. Let us go to the
Gump at once!" So they passed through the ranks of the
army until they came to the place, near the Scarecrow's tent, where the
Gump
lay. Glinda and Princess Ozma mounted first, and sat upon the sofas.
Then the
Scarecrow and his friends climbed aboard, and still there was room for
a
Captain and three soldiers, which Glinda considered sufficient for a
guard. That act really ended the war; for the
Army of Revolt submitted as soon as they knew Jinjur to be a captive,
and the
Captain marched in safety through the streets and up to the gates of
the city,
which she threw wide open. Then the bands played their most stirring
music
while Glinda's army marched into the city, and heralds proclaimed the
conquest
of the audacious Jinjur and the accession of the beautiful Princess
Ozma to the
throne of her royal ancestors. At once the men of the Emerald City cast
off their aprons. And it is said that the women were so tired eating of
their
husbands' cooking that they all hailed the conquest of Jinjur with Joy.
Certain
it is that, rushing one and all to the kitchens of their houses, the
good wives
prepared so delicious a feast for the weary men that harmony was
immediately
restored in every family. Ozma's first act was to oblige the Army
of Revolt to return to her every emerald or other gem stolen from the
public
streets and buildings; and so great was the number of precious stones
picked
from their settings by these vain girls, that every one of the royal
jewelers
worked steadily for more than a month to replace them in their
settings. Meanwhile the Army of Revolt was
disbanded and the girls sent home to their mothers. On promise of good
behavior
Jinjur was likewise released. Ozma made the loveliest Queen the Emerald
City had ever known; and, although she was so young and inexperienced,
she
ruled her people with wisdom and Justice. For Glinda gave her good
advice on
all occasions; and the Woggle-Bug, who was appointed to the important
post of
Public Educator, was quite helpful to Ozma when her royal duties grew
perplexing. The girl, in her gratitude to the Gump
for its services, offered the creature any reward it might name. "Then," replied the Gump,
"please take me to pieces. I did not wish to be brought to life, and I
am
greatly ashamed of my conglomerate personality. Once I was a monarch of
the
forest, as my antlers fully prove; but now, in my present upholstered
condition
of servitude, I am compelled to fly through the air — my legs being of
no use
to me whatever. Therefore I beg to be dispersed." So Ozma ordered the Gump taken apart. The
antlered head was again hung over the mantle-piece in the hall, and the
sofas
were untied and placed in the reception parlors. The broom tail resumed
its
accustomed duties in the kitchen, and finally, the Scarecrow replaced
all the
clotheslines and ropes on the pegs from which he had taken them on the
eventful
day when the Thing was constructed. You might think that was the end of the
Gump; and so it was, as a flying-machine. But the head over the
mantle-piece
continued to talk whenever it took a notion to do so, and it frequently
startled, with its abrupt questions, the people who waited in the hall
for an
audience with the Queen. The Saw-Horse, being Ozma's personal
property, was tenderly cared for; and often she rode the queer creature
along
the streets of the Emerald City. She had its wooden legs shod with
gold, to
keep them from wearing out, and the tinkle of these golden shoes upon
the
pavement always filled the Queen's subjects with awe as they thought
upon this
evidence of her magical powers. "The Wonderful Wizard was never so
wonderful as Queen Ozma," the people said to one another, in whispers;
"for he claimed to do many things he could not do; whereas our new
Queen
does many things no one would ever expect her to accomplish." Jack Pumpkinhead remained with Ozma to
the end of his days; and he did not spoil as soon as he had feared,
although he
always remained as stupid as ever. The Woggle-Bug tried to teach him
several
arts and sciences; but Jack was so poor a student that any attempt to
educate
him was soon abandoned. After Glinda's army had marched back
home, and peace was restored to the Emerald City, the Tin Woodman
announced his
intention to return to his own Kingdom of the Winkies. "It isn't a very big Kingdom,"
said he to Ozma, "but for that very reason it is easier to rule; and I
have called myself an Emperor because I am an Absolute Monarch, and no
one
interferes in any way with my conduct of public or personal affairs.
When I get
home I shall have a new coat of nickel plate; for I have become
somewhat marred
and scratched lately; and then I shall be glad to have you pay me a
visit." "Thank you," replied Ozma.
"Some day I may accept the invitation. But what is to become of the
Scarecrow?" "I shall return with my friend the
Tin Woodman," said the stuffed one, seriously. "We have decided never
to be parted in the future." "And I have made the Scarecrow my
Royal Treasurer," explained the Tin Woodman." For it has occurred to
me that it is a good thing to have a Royal Treasurer who is made of
money. What
do you think?" "I think," said the little
Queen, smiling, "that your friend must be the richest man in all the
world." "I am," returned the Scarecrow.
"but not on account of my money. For I consider brains far superior to
money, in every way. You may have noticed that if one has money without
brains,
he cannot use it to advantage; but if one has brains without money,
they will
enable him to live comfortably to the end of his days." "At the same time," declared the
Tin Woodman, "you must acknowledge that a good heart is a thing that
brains can not create, and that money can not buy. Perhaps, after all,
it is I
who am the richest man in all the world." "You are both rich, my
friends," said Ozma, gently; "and your riches are the only riches
worth having — the riches of content!" |