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But although many were beaten off in this
way, the birds were so numerous and so brave that they continued the
attack as
furiously as before. Some of them pecked at the eyes of the Gump, which
hung
over the nest in a helpless condition; but the Gump's eyes were of
glass and
could not be injured. Others of the Jackdaws rushed at the Saw-Horse;
but that
animal, being still upon his back, kicked out so viciously with his
wooden legs
that he beat off as many assailants as did the Woodman's axe. Finding themselves thus opposed, the
birds fell upon the Scarecrow's straw, which lay at the center of the
nest,
covering Tip and the Woggle-Bug and Jack's pumpkin head, and began
tearing it
away and flying off with it, only to let it drop, straw by straw into
the great
gulf beneath. The Scarecrow's head, noting with dismay
this wanton destruction of his interior, cried to the Tin Woodman to
save him;
and that good friend responded with renewed energy. His axe fairly
flashed
among the Jackdaws, and fortunately the Gump began wildly waving the
two wings
remaining on the left side of its body. The flutter of these great
wings filled
the Jackdaws with terror, and when the Gump by its exertions freed
itself from
the peg of rock on which it hung, and sank flopping into the nest, the
alarm of
the birds knew no bounds and they fled screaming over the mountains. His axe fairly flashed among the jackdaws When the last foe had disappeared, Tip
crawled from under the sofas and assisted the Woggle-Bug to follow him.
"We are saved!" shouted the
boy, delightedly. "We are, indeed!" responded the
Educated Insect, fairly hugging the stiff head of the Gump in his joy.
"and we owe it all to the flopping of the Thing, and the good axe of
the
Woodman!" "If I am saved, get me out of
here!" called Jack; whose head was still beneath the sofas; and Tip
managed to roll the pumpkin out and place it upon its neck again. He
also set
the Saw-Horse upright, and said to it: "We owe you many thanks for the
gallant fight you made." "I really think we have escaped very
nicely," remarked the Tin Woodman, in a tone of pride. "Not so!" exclaimed a hollow
voice. At this they all turned in surprise to
look at the Scarecrow's head, which lay at the back of the nest. "I am completely ruined!"
declared the Scarecrow, as he noted their astonishment. "For where is
the
straw that stuffs my body?" The awful question startled them all.
They gazed around the nest with horror, for not a vestige of straw
remained.
The Jackdaws had stolen it to the last wisp and flung it all into the
chasm
that yawned for hundreds of feet beneath the nest. "My poor, poor friend!" said
the Tin Woodman, taking up the Scarecrow's head and caressing it
tenderly;
"whoever could imagine you would come to this untimely end?" "I did it to save my friends,"
returned the head; "and I am glad that I perished in so noble and
unselfish a manner." "But why are you all so
despondent?" inquired the Woggle-Bug. "The Scarecrow's clothing is
still safe." "Yes," answered the Tin
Woodman; "but our friend's clothes are useless without stuffing." "Why not stuff him with money?"
asked Tip. "Money!" they all cried, in an
amazed chorus. "To be sure," said the boy.
"In the bottom of the nest are thousands of dollar bills — and
two-dollar
bills — and five-dollar bills — and tens, and twenties, and fifties.
There are
enough of them to stuff a dozen Scarecrows. Why not use the money?" The Tin Woodman began to turn over the
rubbish with the handle of his axe; and, sure enough, what they had
first
thought only worthless papers were found to be all bills of various
denominations, which the mischievous Jackdaws had for years been
engaged in
stealing from the villages and cities they visited. There was an immense fortune lying in
that inaccessible nest; and Tip's suggestion was, with the Scarecrow's
consent,
quickly acted upon. They selected all the newest and cleanest
bills and assorted them into various piles. The Scarecrow's left leg
and boot
were stuffed with five- dollar bills; his right leg was stuffed with
ten-dollar
bills, and his body so closely filled with fifties, one-hundreds and
one-thousands that he could scarcely button his jacket with comfort. "You are now" said the
Woggle-Bug, impressively, when the task had been completed, "the most
valuable member of our party; and as you are among faithful friends
there is
little danger of your being spent." "Thank you," returned the
Scarecrow, gratefully. "I feel like a new man; and although at first
glance I might be mistaken for a Safety Deposit Vault, I beg you to
remember
that my Brains are still composed of the same old material. And these
are the
possessions that have always made me a person to be depended upon in an
emergency." "Well, the emergency is here,"
observed Tip; "and unless your brains help us out of it we shall be
compelled to pass the remainder of our lives in this nest." "How about these wishing
pills?" enquired the Scarecrow, taking the box from his jacket pocket.
"Can't we use them to escape?" "Not unless we can count seventeen
by twos," answered the Tin Woodman. "But our friend the Woggle-Bug
claims to be highly educated, so he ought easily to figure out how that
can be
done." "It isn't a question of
education," returned the Insect; "it's merely a question of
mathematics. I've seen the professor work lots of sums on the
blackboard, and
he claimed anything could be done with x's and y's and a's, and such
things, by
mixing them up with plenty of plusses and minuses and equals, and so
forth. But
he never said anything, so far as I can remember, about counting up to
the odd
number of seventeen by the even numbers of twos." "Stop! stop!" cried the
Pumpkinhead. "You're making my head ache." "And mine," added the
Scarecrow. "Your mathematics seem to me very like a bottle of mixed
pickles the more you fish for what you want the less chance you have of
getting
it. I am certain that if the thing can be accomplished at all, it is in
a very
simple manner." "Yes," said Tip. "old
Mombi couldn't use x's and minuses, for she never went to school." "Why not start counting at a half of
one?" asked the Saw-Horse, abruptly. "Then anyone can count up to
seventeen by twos very easily." They looked at each other in surprise,
for the Saw-Horse was considered the most stupid of the entire party. "You make me quite ashamed of
myself," said the Scarecrow, bowing low to the Saw-Horse. "Nevertheless, the creature is
right," declared the Woggle-Bug; for twice one-half is one, and if you
get
to one it is easy to count from one up to seventeen by twos." "I wonder I didn't think of that
myself," said the Pumpkinhead. "I don't," returned the
Scarecrow. "You're no wiser than the rest of us, are you? But let us
make
a wish at once. Who will swallow the first pill?" "Suppose you do it," suggested
Tip. "I can't," said the Scarecrow. "Why not? You've a mouth, haven't
you?" asked the boy. "Yes; but my mouth is painted on,
and there's no swallow connected with it,' answered the Scarecrow. "In
fact," he continued, looking from one to another critically, "I
believe the boy and the Woggle-Bug are the only ones in our party that
are able
to swallow." Observing the truth of this remark, Tip
said: "Then I will undertake to make the
first wish. Give me one of the Silver Pills." This the Scarecrow tried to do; but his
padded gloves were too clumsy to clutch so small an object, and he held
the box
toward the boy while Tip selected one of the pills and swallowed it. "Count!" cried the Scarecrow. "One-half, one, three, five, seven,
nine, eleven,!" counted Tip. thirteen, fifteen, seventeen. "Now wish!" said the Tin
Woodman anxiously: But Just then the boy began to suffer
such fearful pains that he became alarmed. "The pill has poisoned me!" he
gasped; "O — h! O-o-o-o-o! Ouch! Murder! Fire! O-o-h!" and here he
rolled upon the bottom of the nest in such contortions that he
frightened them
all. "What can we do for you. Speak, I
beg!" entreated the Tin Woodman, tears of sympathy running down his
nickel
cheeks. "I — I don't know!" answered
Tip. "O — h! I wish I'd never swallowed that pill!" Then at once the pain stopped, and the
boy rose to his feet again and found the Scarecrow looking with
amazement at
the end of the pepper-box. "What's happened?" asked the
boy, a little ashamed of his recent exhibition. "Why, the three pills are in the box
again!" said the Scarecrow. "Of course they are," the
Woggle-Bug declared. "Didn't Tip wish that he'd never swallowed one of
them? Well, the wish came true, and he didn't swallow one of them. So
of course
they are all three in the box." "That may be; but the pill gave me a
dreadful pain, just the same," said the boy. "Impossible!" declared the
Woggle-Bug. "If you have never swallowed it, the pill can not have
given
you a pain. And as your wish, being granted, proves you did not swallow
the
pill, it is also plain that you suffered no pain." "Then it was a splendid imitation of
a pain," retorted Tip, angrily. "Suppose you try the next pill
yourself. We've wasted one wish already." "Oh, no, we haven't!" protested
the Scarecrow. "Here are still three pills in the box, and each pill is
good for a wish." "Now you're making my head
ache," said Tip. "I can't understand the thing at all. But I won't
take another pill, I promise you!" and with this remark he retired
sulkily
to the back of the nest. "Well," said the Woggle-Bug,
"it remains for me to save us in my most Highly Magnified and
Thoroughly
Educated manner; for I seem to be the only one able and willing to make
a wish.
Let me have one of the pills." He swallowed it without hesitation, and
they all stood admiring his courage while the Insect counted seventeen
by twos
in the same way that Tip had done. And for some reason — perhaps
because
Woggle-Bugs have stronger stomachs than boys — the silver pellet caused
it no
pain whatever. "I wish the Gump's broken wings
mended, and as good as new!" said the Woggle-Bug, in a slow; impressive
voice. All turned to look at the Thing, and so
quickly had the wish been granted that the Gump lay before them in
perfect
repair, and as well able to fly through the air as when it had first
been
brought to life on the roof of the palace. |