VII
THE MAJOR HAS A PAIN
THE party had come to an
end; nobody was left except old Mr. Crow and his friend Major Monkey.
Mr. Crow himself was fast
growing sleepy, for it was almost dark. And he wanted to fly home and
go to
bed. But he hardly felt that he ought to leave just then.
There was no doubt that the
Major was in great pain. He kept one hand pressed against the lowest
button of
his short red coat. His cap was awry. And his wrinkled face showed a
careworn
and anxious look.
"How many apples have you
eaten today?" Mr. Crow asked his friend.
"I haven't the
slightest idea," the Major answered. "After I had finished two dozen
I lost count."
"My goodness!" Mr.
Crow exclaimed. "It's no wonder you're ill.... We'll hurry over to the
pasture and see Aunt Polly Woodchuck, the herb doctor. She'll
know what to do for you."
Major
Monkey was
more than willing.
So they set out at once. The
Major travelled through the tree-tops where he could, while Mr.
Crow flew
slowly, alighting now and then to wait for his friend to overtake
him.
In a little while they came
to the pasture. And Major Monkey was glad to find Aunt Polly at
home.
She was a wise old lady. She
knew right away, without being told, that it was Major Monkey –
and not Mr.
Crow – that was ill.
"You're in pain,"
she remarked to the Major. "I knew it the moment I set eyes on you."
Major Monkey moaned faintly.
"I hope you'll give me
something to make me feel better," he wailed.
"I will," Aunt
Polly Woodchuck promised. And putting her hand inside a basket
that she
carried on her arm, she drew forth a red apple. "Here!" she said,
"eat this!"
Aunt Polly Woodchuck
offered him an
apple.
Major Monkey drew back.
"No!" he groaned.
"I don't want any more apples. I've had too many already."
Aunt Polly Woodchuck shot a
triumphant look at Mr. Crow.
"I thought so,"
she said. And she dropped the red apple back into her basket. "Now,"
she went on, turning again to the Major, "I should like to ask whether
you're fond of corn."
Old Mr. Crow stepped forward
quickly, "I object!" he cried. "The less said about corn, the
better!"
Aunt Polly Woodchuck
hastened to explain that she meant no offense to anyone.
"I merely
wondered," she said, "whether you gave your guests corn to eat at
your party."
"Certainly not! "
Mr. Crow exploded. "Certainly not! " And he glared at the old lady as
if to say: "Change the subject – for pity's sake!"
"You're a stranger in
these parts, I take it," Aunt Polly said, turning once more to Major
Monkey. "No doubt you've been used to eating different food from what
you
get hereabouts."
"That's so," the
Major admitted. "I've been living mostly on boiled rice, with a baked
potato now and then."
"Ah! Cooked food!"
said Aunt Polly. And if you had that sort of fare, you must have been
living
with men."
The Major looked uneasy.
"I don't care to talk about
my past," he murmured. "Just you give me something to warm my
stomach a bit. That's all I ask of you."
Well, Aunt Polly Woodchuck
handed him some peppermint leaves.
"Chew these," she
directed him. "And if you don't feel better to-morrow I'll lose my
guess."
Major Monkey put the leaves
into his mouth and made a wry face.
"Haven't you a lump of
sugar to make this dose taste better?" he asked her.
"There!" Aunt
Polly cried. "You've been fed by men!
I knew it all the time."
Major Monkey made no comment
on her remark. And settling his cap firmly on his head he said that he
must be
going. So he and Mr. Crow went off.
"Where are you going to
spend the night?" Mr. Crow asked him as soon as they were out of Aunt
Polly's hearing.
"That haystack is a
good place," said the Major. "I believe I'll live there as long as I
stay in Pleasant Valley."
"It's not far from the
farmhouse," Mr. Crow observed. "Perhaps you could steal – er
– I mean
find a little cooked food there now
and then."
"That's an idea,"
Major Monkey told him. But he did not explain whether he had thought it
a good
one or not.
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