Chapter
XV Mr. Chapman Waves His Wand For the next three days
he was too busy with agents of the Department of Justice to be able to
carry on
an investigation of his own that greatly occupied his mind. But late on
Friday
afternoon he called at the bookshop to talk things over. The debris had all been
neatly cleared away, and the shattered front of the building boarded
up. Inside,
Aubrey found Roger seated on the floor, looking over piles of volumes
that were
heaped pell-mell around him. Through Mr. Chapman's influence with a
well-known
firm of builders, the bookseller had been able to get men to work at
once in making
repairs, but even so it would be at least ten days, he said, before he
could
reopen for business. "I hate to lose the value of all this
advertising," he lamented. "It isn't often that a second-hand bookstore
gets onto the front pages of the newspapers." "I thought you
didn't believe in advertising," said Aubrey. "The kind of
advertising I believe in," said Roger, "is the kind that doesn't cost
you anything." Aubrey smiled as he
looked round at the dismantled shop. "It seems to me that this'll cost
you
a tidy bit when the bill comes in." "My dear
fellow," said Roger, "This is just what I needed. I was getting into
a rut. The explosion has blown out a whole lot of books I had forgotten
about
and didn't even know I had. Look, here's an old copy of How
to Be Happy Though Married, which I see the publisher lists as
'Fiction.' Here's Urn Burial, and The
Love Affairs of a Bibliomaniac, and
Mistletoe's Book of Deplorable Facts.
I'm going to have a thorough house-cleaning. I'm thinking seriously of
putting
in a vacuum cleaner and a cash register. Titania was quite right, the
place was
too dirty. That girl has given me a lot of ideas." Aubrey wanted to ask
where she was, but didn't like to say so point-blank. "There's no
question about it," said Roger, "an explosion now and then does one
good. Since the reporters got here and dragged the whole yarn out of
us, I've
had half a dozen offers from publishers for my book, a lyceum bureau
wants me to
lecture on Bookselling as a Form of Public Service, I've had five
hundred
letters from people asking when the shop will reopen for business, and
the
American Booksellers' Association has invited me to give an address at
its
convention next spring. It's the first recognition I've ever had. If it
weren't
for poor dear old Bock — Come, we've
buried him in the back yard. I want to show you his grave." Over a pathetically
small mound near the fence a bunch of big yellow chrysanthemums were
standing
in a vase. "Titania put those
there," said Roger. "She says she's going to plant a dogwood tree
there in the spring. We intend to put up a little stone for him, and
I'm trying
to think of an inscription, I thought of De
Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum, but that's a bit too flippant." The living quarters of
the house had not been damaged by the explosion, and Roger took Aubrey
back to
the den. "You've come just at the right time," he said. "Mr.
Chapman's coming to dinner this evening, and we'll all have a good
talk. There's
a lot about this business I don't understand yet." Aubrey was still keeping
his eye open for a sign of Titania's presence, and Roger noticed his
wandering
gaze. "This is Miss
Chapman's afternoon off," he said. "She got her first salary to-day,
and was so much exhilarated that she went to New York to blow it in.
She's out
with her father. Excuse me, please, I'm going to help Helen get dinner
ready." Aubrey sat down by the
fire, and lit his pipe. The burden of his meditation was that it was
just a
week since he had first met Titania, and in all that week there had
been no
waking moment when he had not thought of her. He was wondering how long
it
might take for a girl to fall in love? A man — he knew now — could fall
in love
in five minutes, but how did it work with girls? He was also thinking
what
unique Daintybits advertising copy he could build (like all ad men he
always spoke
of building an ad, never of writing
one) out of this affair if he could only use the inside stuff. He heard a rustle behind
him, and there she was. She had on a gray fur coat and a lively little
hat. Her
cheeks were delicately tinted by the winter air. Aubrey rose. "Why, Mr.
Gilbert!" she said. "Where have you been keeping yourself when I
wanted to see you so badly? I haven't seen you, not to talk to, since
last
Sunday." He found it impossible
to say anything intelligible. She threw off her coat, and went on, with
a
wistful gravity that became her even more than smiles: "Mr. Mifflin has
told me some more about what you did last week — I mean, how you took a
room
across the street and spied upon that hateful man and saw through the
whole
thing when we were too blind to know what was going on. And I want to
apologize
for the silly things I said that Sunday morning. Will you forgive me?" Aubrey had never felt
his self-salesmanship ability at such a low ebb. To his unspeakable
horror, he
felt his eyes betray him. They grew moist. "Please don't talk
like that," he said. "I had no right to do what I did, anyway. And I
was wrong in what I said about Mr. Mifflin. I don't wonder you were
angry." "Now surely you're
not going to deprive me of the pleasure of thanking you," she said.
"You
know as well as I do that you saved my life — all our lives, that
night. I
guess you'd have saved poor Bock's, too, if you could." Her eyes filled
with tears. "If anybody
deserves credit, it's you," he said. "Why, if it hadn't been for you
they'd have been away with that suitcase and probably Metzger would
have got
his bomb on board the ship and blown up the President — " "I'm not arguing
with you," she said. "I'm just thanking you." It was a happy little
party that sat down in Roger's dining room that evening. Helen had
prepared
Eggs Samuel Butler in Aubrey's honour, and Mr. Chapman had brought two
bottles
of champagne to pledge the future success of the bookshop. Aubrey was
called
upon to announce the result of his conferences with the secret service
men who
had been looking up Weintraub's record. "It all seems so
simple now," he said, "that I wonder we didn't see through it at
once. You see, we all made the mistake of assuming that German plotting
would
stop automatically when the armistice was signed. It seems that this
man
Weintraub was one of the most dangerous spies Germany had in this
country. Thirty
or forty fires and explosions on our ships at sea are said to have been
due to
his work. As he had lived here so long and taken out citizen's papers,
no one
suspected him. But after his death, his wife, whom he had treated very
brutally, gave way and told a great deal about his activities.
According to
her, as soon as it was announced that the President would go to the
Peace Conference,
Weintraub made up his mind to get a bomb into the President's cabin on
board
the George Washington. Mrs. Weintraub
tried to dissuade him from it, as she was in secret opposed to these
murderous
plots of his, but he threatened to kill her if she thwarted him. She
lived in
terror of her life. I can believe it, for I remember her face when her
husband
looked at her. "Of course to make
the bomb was simple enough for Weintraub. He had an infernally complete
laboratory in the cellar of his house, where he had made hundreds. The
problem
was, how to make a bomb that would not look suspicious, and how to get
it into
the President's private cabin. He hit on the idea of binding it into
the cover
of a book. How he came to choose that particular volume, I don't know." "I think probably I
gave him the idea quite innocently," said Roger. "He used to come in
here a good deal and one day he asked me whether Mr. Wilson was a great
reader.
I said that I believed he was, and then mentioned the Cromwell, which I
had
heard was one of Wilson's favourite books. Weintraub was much
interested and
said he must read the book some day. I remember now that he stood in
that
alcove for some time, looking over it." "Well," said
Aubrey, "it must have seemed to him that luck was playing into his
hands. This
man Metzger, who had been an assistant chef at the Octagon for years,
was
slated to go on board the George
Washington with the party of cooks from that hotel who were to
prepare the President's
meals. Weintraub was informed of all this from someone higher up in the
German
spy organization. Metzger, who was known as Messier at the hotel, was a
very
clever chef, and had fake passports as a Swiss citizen. He was another
tool of
the organization. By the original scheme there would have been no
direct
communication between Weintraub and Metzger, but the go-between was
spotted by
the Department of Justice on another count, and is now behind bars at
Atlanta. "It seems that
Weintraub had conceived the idea that the least suspicious way of
passing his
messages to Metzger would be to slip them into a copy of some book — a
book
little likely to be purchased — in a second-hand bookshop. Metzger had
been
informed what the book was, but — perhaps owing to the unexpected
removal of
the go-between — did not know in which shop he was to find it. That
explains
why so many booksellers had inquiries from him recently for a copy of
the
Cromwell volume. "Weintraub, of
course, was not at all anxious to have any direct dealings with
Metzger, as the
druggist had a high regard for his own skin. When the chef was finally
informed
where the bookshop was in which he was to see the book, he hurried over
here. Weintraub
had picked out this shop not only because it was as unlikely as any
place on
earth to be suspected as a channel of spy codes, but also because he
had your
confidence and could drop in frequently without arousing surprise. The
first
time Metzger came here happened to be the night I dined with you, as
you
remember." Roger nodded. "He
asked for the book, and to my surprise, it wasn't there." "No: for the
excellent reason that Weintraub had taken it some days before, to
measure it so
he could build his infernal machine to fit, and also to have it
rebound. He
needed the original binding as a case for his bomb. The following
night, as you
told me, it came back. He brought it himself, having provided himself
with a
key to your front door." "It was gone again
on Thursday night, when the Corn Cob Club met here," said Mr. Chapman. "Yes, that time
Metzger had taken it," said Aubrey. "He misunderstood his
instructions, and thought he was to steal the book. You see, owing to
the
absence of their third man, they were working at cross purposes.
Metzger, I
think, was only intended to get his information out of the book, and
leave it
where it was. At any rate, he was puzzled, and inserted that ad in the
Times
the next morning — that LOST ad, you remember. By that, I imagine, he
intended
to convey the idea that he had located the bookshop, but didn't know
what to do
next. And the date he mentioned in the ad, midnight on Tuesday,
December third,
was to inform Weintraub (of whose identity he was still ignorant) when
Metzger
was to go on board the ship. Weintraub had been instructed by their spy
organization to watch the LOST and FOUND ads." "Think of it!"
cried Titania. "Well,"
continued Aubrey, "all this may not be 100 per cent. accurate, but
after
putting things together this is how it dopes out. Weintraub, who was as
canny
as they make them, saw he'd have to get into direct touch with Metzger.
He sent
him word, on the Friday, to come over to see him and bring the book.
Metzger,
meanwhile, had had a bad fright when I spoke to him in the hotel
elevator. He
returned the book to the shop that night, as Mrs. Mifflin remembers.
Then, when
I stopped in at the drug store on my way home, he must have been with
Weintraub. I found the Cromwell cover
in the drug-store bookcase — why Weintraub was careless enough to leave
it
there I can't guess — and they spotted me right away as having some
kind of
hunch. So they followed me over the Bridge and tried to get rid of me.
It was
because I got that cover on Friday night that Weintraub broke into the
shop
again early Sunday morning. He had to have the cover of the book to
bind his
bomb in." Aubrey was agreeably
conscious of the close attention of his audience. He caught Titania's
gaze, and
flushed a little. "That's pretty
nearly all there is to it," he said. "I knew that if those guys were
so keen to put me out of the way there must be something rather rotten
on foot.
I came over to Brooklyn the next afternoon, Saturday, and took a room
across
the street." "And we went to the
movies," chirped Titania. "The rest of it I
think you all know — except Metzger's visit to my lodgings that night."
He
described the incident. "You see they were trailing me pretty close. If
I
hadn't happened to notice the cigar at my window I guess he'd have had
me on toast.
Of course you know how wrongly I doped it out. I thought Mr. Mifflin
was
running with them, and I owe him my apology for that. He's laid me out
once on
that score, over in Philadelphia." Humourously, Aubrey
narrated how he had sleuthed the bookseller to Ludlow Street, and had
been
worsted in battle. "I think they
counted on disposing of me sooner or later," said Aubrey. "They
framed up that telephone call to get Mr. Mifflin out of town. The point
in
having Metzger come to the bookshop to get the suitcase was to clear
Weintraub's skirts if possible. Apparently it was just a bag of old
books. The
bombed book, I guess, was perfectly harmless until any one tried to
open
it." "You both got back
just in the nick of time," said Titania admiringly. "You see I was
all alone most of the afternoon. Weintraub left the suitcase about two
o'clock.
Metzger came for it about six. I refused to let him have it. He was
very
persistent, and I had to threaten to set Bock at him. It was all I
could do to
hold the dear old dog in, he was so keen to go for Metzger. The chef
went away,
and I suppose he went up to see Weintraub about it. I hid the suitcase
in my
room. Mr. Mifflin had forbidden me to touch it, but I thought that the
safest thing
to do. Then Mrs. Mifflin came in. We let Bock into the yard for a run,
and were
getting supper. I heard the bell ring, and went into the shop. There
were the
two Germans, pulling down the shades. I asked what they meant by it,
and they
grabbed me and told me to shut up. Then Metzger pointed a pistol at me
while
the other one tied up Mrs. Mifflin." "The damned
scoundrels!" cried Aubrey. "They got what was coming to them." "Well, my
friends," said Mr. Chapman, "Let's thank heaven that it ended no
worse. Mr. Gilbert, I haven't told you yet how I feel about the whole
affair. That'll
come later. I'd like to propose the health of Mr. Aubrey Gilbert, who
is
certainly the hero of this film!" They drank the toast
with cheers, and Aubrey blushed becomingly. "Oh, I forgot
something!" cried Titania. "When I went shopping this afternoon I
stopped in at Brentano's, and was lucky enough to find just what I
wanted. It's
for Mr. Gilbert, as a souvenir of the Haunted Bookshop." She ran to the sideboard
and brought back a parcel. Aubrey opened it with
delighted agitation. It was a copy of Carlyle's Cromwell.
He tried to stammer his thanks, but what he saw — or
thought he saw — in Titania's sparkling face — unmanned him. "The same
edition!" said Roger. "Now let's see what those mystic page numbers
are! Gilbert, have you got your memorandum?" Aubrey took out his
notebook. "Here we are," he said. "This is what Weintraub wrote
in the back of the cover." 153 (3) 1, 2. Roger glanced at the
notation. "That ought to be
easy," he said. "You see in this edition three volumes are bound in
one. Let's look at page 153 in the third volume, the first and second
lines." Aubrey turned to the
place. He read, and smiled. "Right you
are," he said. "Read it!"
they all cried. "To seduce the
Protector's guard, to blow up the
Protector in his bedroom, and do other little fiddling things." "I shouldn't wonder
if that's where he got his idea," said Roger. "What have I been
saying right along — that books aren't merely dead things!" "Good
gracious," said Titania. "You told me that books are explosives. You
were right, weren't you! But it's lucky Mr. Gilbert didn't hear you say
it or
he'd certainly have suspected you!" "The joke is on
me," said Roger. "Well, I've
got a toast to propose," said
Titania. "Here's to the memory of Bock, the dearest, bravest dog I ever
met!" They drank it with due
gravity. "Well, good
people," said Mr. Chapman, "there's nothing we can do for Bock now. But
we can do something for the rest of us. I've been talking with Titania,
Mr.
Mifflin. I'm bound to say that after this disaster my first thought was
to get
her out of the book business as fast as I could. I thought it was a
little too
exciting for her. You know I sent her over here to have a quiet time
and calm
down a bit. But she wouldn't hear of leaving. And if I'm going to have
a family
interest in the book business I want to do something to justify it. I
know your
idea about travelling book-wagons, and taking literature into the
countryside. Now
if you and Mrs. Mifflin can find the proper people to run them, I'll
finance a
fleet of ten of those Parnassuses you're always talking about, and have
them
built in time to go on the road next spring. How about it?" Roger and Helen looked
at each other, and at Mr. Chapman. In a flash Roger saw one of his
dearest
dreams coming true. Titania, to whom this was a surprise, leaped from
her chair
and ran to kiss her father, crying, "Oh, Daddy, you are
a darling!" Roger rose solemnly and
gave Mr. Chapman his hand. "My dear sir,"
he said, "Miss Titania has found the right word. You are an honour to
human nature, sir, and I hope you'll never live to regret it. This is
the
happiest moment of my life." "Then that's
settled," said Mr. Chapman. "We'll go over the details later. Now
there's another thing on my mind. Perhaps I shouldn't bring up business
matters
here, but this is a kind of family party — Mr. Gilbert, it's my duty to
inform
you that I intend to take my advertising out of the hands of the
Grey-Matter
Agency." Aubrey's heart sank. He had feared a catastrophe of this kind
from the first. Naturally a hard-headed business man would not care to
entrust
such vast interests to a firm whose young men went careering about like
secret
service agents, hunting for spies, eavesdropping in alleys, and
accusing people
of pro-germanism. Business, Aubrey said to himself, is built upon
Confidence,
and what confidence could Mr. Chapman have in such vagabond and
romantic
doings? Still, he felt that he had done nothing to be ashamed of. "I'm sorry,
sir," he said. "We have tried to give you service. I assure you that
I've spent by far the larger part of my time at the office in working
up plans
for your campaigns." He could not bear to
look at Titania, ashamed that she should be the witness of his
humiliation. "That's exactly
it," said Mr. Chapman. "I don't want just the larger part of your
time. I want all of it. I want you to accept the position of assistant
advertising manager of the Daintybits Corporation." They all cheered, and
for the third time that evening Aubrey felt more overwhelmed than any
good
advertising man is accustomed to feel. He tried to express his delight,
and
then added: "I think it's my
turn to propose a toast. I give you the health of Mr. and Mrs. Mifflin,
and
their Haunted Bookshop, the place where I first — I first — " His courage failed him,
and he concluded, "First learned the meaning of literature." "Suppose we adjourn
to the den," said Helen. "We have so many delightful things to talk
over, and I know Roger wants to tell you all about the improvements he
is
planning for the shop." Aubrey lingered to be
the last, and it is to be conjectured that Titania did not drop her
handkerchief merely by accident. The others had already crossed the
hall into
the sitting room. Their eyes met, and
Aubrey could feel himself drowned in her steady, honest gaze. He was
tortured
by the bliss of being so near her, and alone. The rest of the world
seemed to
shred away and leave them standing in that little island of light where
the
tablecloth gleamed under the lamp. In his hand he clutched
the precious book. Out of all the thousand things he thought, there was
only
one he dared to say. "Will you write my
name in it?" "I'd love to,"
she said, a little shakily, for she, too, was strangely alarmed at
certain
throbbings. He gave her his pen, and
she sat down at the table. She wrote quickly For Aubrey Gilbert
From Titania Chapman
With much gr She paused. "Oh," she said
quickly. "Do I have to finish it now?" She looked up at him,
with the lamplight shining on her vivid face. Aubrey felt oddly
stupefied, and
was thinking only of the little golden sparkle of her eyelashes. This
time her
eyes were the first to turn away. "You see," she
said with a funny little quaver, "I might want to change the
wording." And she ran from the room. As she entered the den,
her father was speaking. "You know," he said, "I'm rather glad
she wants to stay in the book business." Roger looked up at her. "Well," he
said, "I believe it agrees with her! You know, the beauty of living in
a
place like this is that you get so absorbed in the books you don't have
any
temptation to worry about anything else. The people in books become
more real
to you than any one in actual life." Titania, sitting on the
arm of Mrs. Mifflin's chair, took Helen's hand, unobserved by the
others. They
smiled at each other slyly. THE
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