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CAMPING OUT.
CHAPTER I. How the Thing started.
I FIRST made the
acquaintance of the two young fellows whose photographs adorn the opposite page
at one of our peculiarly national “institutions,” — a railroad smash-up. We
were moving along at ordinary express-rate from Portland to Boston viâ a certain line which has since
acquired a rather sanguinary reputation. The car was not a little crowded. I
distinctly remember having the seat next the stove, at the extreme forward end.
Fortunately there was no fire, — this being in June, — otherwise our narrative
might never have been written; or, at least, come down a good deal singed.
Well, every traveler of any considerable experience (and that we all are, or
affect to be) knows how it comes. A truck had broken, it was said. The
narrator’s head made a very respectable dint in the zinc sheathing past the
stove. At the same time, his heels were nearly cut off by the back of the seat
whirling over and striking down upon the backs of his ankles. As all the passengers
seemed to have business at the forward end of the car just then, I was not
alone: on the contrary, one fellow seemed to have taken it into his head to
ride me much as Capt. Waterton is said to have ridden the cayman. He came over
on the back of the seat, and had bestrided me in a twinkling, sitting down with
no great gentleness on the “small” of my back. I could also, by a sidewise
glance, discern another youngster in between the stovepipe and the side of the
car, — a position he seemed to dislike exceedingly, judging from the thrashing
about he made, his boot-heel occasionally coming down beside my cheek. Though a
little giddy from my attempt at dieting the zinc, I still felt pretty tolerably
certain that I had not been killed; but judged it best to keep quiet,
especially since I could not do much else. There was a great uproar and
shouting overhead. Some blockhead was battering at the car-door on the outside
with an ax. Every stroke sent the glass from the broken window rattling about
our ears. Presently the young Rarey who had mounted me squirmed a little, and then
gave me a punch with his knuckles. “Say! you dead?” he
demanded. “I — believe —
not.” “Then I presume you
would like to have me get off.” I suppose I replied
to the effect, that, if it were convenient for him, it would be very gratifying
to me. “Just so. I’ll see
what can be done. Wash,” addressing somebody, “for Heaven’s sake do quit
kicking me in the ribs!” “Am I, though?”
cried the chap behind the stovepipe. “Beg your forgiveness. But what’s a fellow
to do? Here I’m wedged in.” “Can’t you use the
other foot?” suggested my rider. “No, no! don’t use
that!” I exclaimed. “Your boot-heel’s right in my ear now.” Just then the man
with the ax knocked in the door, which flew back, mashing up a whole caucus of
hats, and spatting one old gentleman flat in the face. The conductor crowded in
side-foremost, and seeing “Wash” first of anybody, I suppose, pulled him out
from behind the stove. “Rarey” crawled up off my back, and we all three got out
at the door. The car had left the rails, turned half around, and headed down
the bank. Nobody was killed outright. One man had a broken leg, and swore he
would have handsome damages for the same. There were several
limpers. One lady had the
whole skirt of her dress torn off, and was carrying this in one hand, and a big
dumpling-colored chignon in the other. There were also several others carrying
chignons of various colors. Everybody, save the
broken-legged man, pleasantly concurred in the opinion that it was “quite a
little bump!” — one of those small jolts to which life is unavoidably heir to,
and which are to be borne as good-humoredly as possible. It was about a mile
and a half to the next station. Fifteen minutes after the “bump,” the majority
of the passengers were walking along the track in twos and threes. Whoever doubts our claim to be ranked a nation of philosophers should witness our general deportment after a not-too-shocking railroad smash-up. I do not believe there was a person on the train who would have betrayed to his neighbor that he was not a world-wide traveler by any undue fluster; nor, not to be nominated for President. These “bumps,”
however, do have the effect to break up the reserve between fellow-passengers.
In fact, one can’t very well maintain his pet re serve toward a fellow who sits
astride his back, or vice versa.
I dare say the two youths in the seat behind me would have ridden all day under
ordinary circumstances, without, either by smile or look, seeming to be aware
of my presence in the seat in front. I should not have presumed to address
them. But, on getting out of the broken car, we somehow kept together as we
walked on to the dépôt, and, after a few mutual endeavors, succeeded in
starting a general conversation, in the course of which it was ascertained that
they were returning from a certain well-reputed “fitting-school” in
South-eastern New Hampshire; fitting for Harvard, — ether the college or the
scientific school; they hadn’t quite decided which. Latterly they inclined to
the scientific school. Well, so did I. “Science” was getting to be of more account than Greek
and Latin. Of course it was. They were chums,
and both lived in Boston. I lived “way down
Bangor way;” but I was going to Boston. That was good. ‘Twas rather queer
that we should run into each other so. Queer indeed! We
were about to say nice, but thought that would be a little too much at present.
Another train was
made up, and we went on to Boston in company. I recollect that we got on very
comfortably in talk. Our general opinions seemed to tally agreeably,
particularly on Latin and Greek. We were at peace in our politics too (as was
learned after much delicate sounding). That was very favorable; and, on
arriving quite late in the evening, we exchanged cards, they giving me a
cordial invitation to “call round” the next day. Thus far I had not
learned their names, save that one was Wash, and the other “Red,” to judge from
the way Wash pronounced it. I therefore examined the cards with some curiosity.
One bore the address of “G. W. Burleigh, No.—, Columbus Ave.;” the other, “J.
Warren Raedway, No.—, Tremont Street.” The first was
probably Wash; for, after putting them in my pocket at the dépôt, I could not
tell which from which. G. W. doubtless stood for George Washington: as a rule,
all the G. W.’s in the United States stand for that. Then the other must be
“Red;” and, come to look at it, the first syllable of the surname might very
likely be pronounced “Red.” The next afternoon I called round on Raed. Wash happened to be there. In the evening they took me to hear the “big organ,” there being a concert at Music Hall that night. The next morning we went over to Charlestown to visit that most attractive of all localities for your young citizen of fifteen and seventeen, — the Navy Yard. Match it if you can, with its rows of heavy cannon and its wonderful pyramids of balls in the park; the dry-dock; the huge old receiving ship “Ohio;” and, best of all, the rusty “monitors” with their shot-proof turrets, into which we climbed through the ports. Then we went on board the frigate “Franklin.” As we stood on the quarter-deck in the fresh breeze, a smart little schooner came scudding along from the harbor. “It’s the
commodore’s yacht,” said Wash. “Isn’t she a beauty?” “Oh, if we only had
that!” exclaimed Raed to Wash. “That isn’t nearly
so fast nor so clean built as some in the New York Club, or even in the Eastern
Club,” replied Wash. “Don’t care for
that,” said Raed. “It’s a stanch little craft. Just the thing for us to go out
along the coast with this summer.” “Do you know Herb.
Belcher has just bought a new yacht?” “That so?” “Yes: Jem Atwood
told me last night. And Clat Maynard’s having one built. ‘Most done; too.” “Those fellows are
just going in; ain’t they?” exclaimed Wash. “Too bad we can’t.” “Why can’t you?” I
asked, — rather injudiciously, I am afraid. “Can’t raise the
wind,” laughed Wash, a little discontentedly. “Why, how much
would it cost?” I inquired. “Well, such a yacht
as we should want would cost all the way from a thousand up to twenty-five
hundred. Then there’s the expense of running her, — two hundred dollars a
month. Can’t do it much less than that: hire a skipper, you know. It cost those
New-York fellows four hundred, they say. Nice, if a fellow’s rich.” “But I don’t care
so much for a yacht, to belong to a club, and race at regattas, as I do to go
out in on my own hook, and even make quite long voyages along the coast,”
explained Raed. “What I should really like to do,” he exclaimed, “would be to
have a good strong yacht, and go off as far as Halifax, Newfoundland, and even
up to Iceland, or across to England.” Wash laughed. “Oh, it could be
done easy enough!” exclaimed Raed. “What’s to hinder? To tell the truth,” he
went on, “I’m not just satisfied with the way we’re getting our education. Here
we’re cooped up in one little town to study year after year. All we can get is
a mere book-knowledge. Come to go out into the world, we’re as green and greener than before we went to college. I
doubt if it be a good plan to stuff one’s head with mere printed descriptions
of things and places. A fellow ought to travel as
he studies, I say. What I should want to do would be to pack my
books aboard this yacht I spoke of, and so sail away to read up, and see the
world as I read.” “That’s the way to
get an education; and that’s the
way it will be done before many years,” concluded Raed, somewhat flushed by so
long and so earnest a speech. “The only trouble
is, we haven’t got the ‘rocks’ to do it,” remarked Wash. “That’s one of the
fine things that might be done if we only had plenty of money.” “You will have to
come down to our country,” said I, “and find the ‘lost lode.’” “The lost lode!” said Raed. “What’s that?” Thereupon I told
them the favorite legend of my native neighborhood, that a Penobscot Indian,
while hunting moose near Mount Katahdin, had found, on one of the northern
peaks or spurs of the ridge, a lode of lead, so pure that he had cut off
quantities of it with his knife to run into bullets. “But is there any truth in it?” asked Wash. “A great many think there is,” I replied. “I should think you would hunt for it,” said Raed. “If there’s much of it, it would be valuable.” “I have had
thoughts of hunting for it,” said I. “You had better go down there this summer
and help me find it. We’ll go shares.” “Not a bad idea!”
exclaimed Wash. “We’re going out somewhere after it gets hot. Last summer we
went up to Lake Winnipiseogee. No great shakes up there: too many round. I
suppose you could show us some good fishing and shooting if we didn’t find the
lead?” At that I dilated
at large on the trout, partridges, caribou, and ‘coons of my natal country;
promising, moreover, to take them on a moose-hunt. “But can we come as
well as not?” asked Raed. “Can you have us?”
I assured them
there would be no difficulty on that score, and guaranteed them a warm welcome
from my grandfather, with whom I then resided. “Then we will come,
no mistake,” said Wash. So much for a
friendship begun by a broken car-truck. I was in the city only a week; but I
saw a good deal of them during that time: in fact, we talked the matter over
nearly every day; and, after I went home, we wrote back and forth. I sent them
a box of flying-squirrels, and one containing a black squirrel, by express. The gist of our
correspondence was their proposed visit, and the expedition we meant to make
to find the lead. One of these
letters, which bears the date of June 29, contains the following paragraph,
which I copy to show how we felt and talked at that time. It was from Raed,
though Wash wrote fully as often. He thus concludes: — “Look for us about
the 25th of next month (July). We can get to come by that time, I think. You
are sure it will be all right with your grand father? We shall bring fish-hooks
and all the fixin’s. But we want to learn something as well a3 have an
out-and-out good time. Wash is reading up on natural history, and I am taking
geology (about the earth and the rocks, you know). We’re posting up. You ought
to take something for your part. That’s the way they do in regular scientific
expeditions. Have one man for the natural history, another for the geology,
and another for the botany. I’ve been looking at specimens of galena (lead)
ore; also at specimens of gold-bearing rocks, and at gold in the ore. I shall
know what it is if we come to it anywhere. Can’t sell me out on copper pyrites,
like what we read of the early Virginians. “We’re going to
bring some big bottles to put snakes in. Can we get alcohol up your way? (to
put the snakes in, of course.) We shall bring a rifle, and plenty of
cartridges. You’ve got a good shot-gun, I believe you said: an army rifle bored
out for shot, isn’t it? We shall bring our last winter suits for camping out
in. Can you furnish some blankets? We will bring a lot of mosquito‑netting, as
you suggested. About the 25th, I hope; but you write, and we will write again
before then. “Very truly yours,
&c., J. W. RAEDWAY. “P. S. — That black
squirrel came all right. He’s a beauty. We’ve had no end of fun with him. We
have him in a cage; and he makes the wheel spin good. I guess you could get the
fox through to us. Put him in a big box. We can stand the ex press-bill. Wash
thinks you had best take mineralogy (the part about the various kinds of rock).
Says he will send you a book on it, if you want one. We shall need to be well
posted on geology and mineralogy, you know. Now write and tell us what other
things you think we shall want. “J. W. R.” Eight days after,
Wash writes, — “Kit, I’m stuck. I’ve
got a cousin here; just arrived in the city; came up from the South last week.
I’ve kind of got him on my hands to amuse and put him round, you know. His
father was a pretty big rebel in the war: so my father says. Was one of those
that went down to South America, Brazil. You know, a lot of those rebels did.
Meant to found a slave empire in the Valley of the Amazon, — some such
nonsense. Guess they never made out much; though old man Additon (that’s the
name) is down there yet. They say he’s got a plantation started. But the
Emperor of Brazil has rather gone back on them; talks of freeing all the
slaves. Rough on those rebs who went down there to keep up slavery! Serves ‘em
right, though, I say. But I try to made Wade (his name’s Wade Hampton Additon, —
just think of that! Wade Hampton!) as comfortable as I can; and father’s helped
the family a good deal since the war. They lost about everything. Aunt Addition
and Wade never have been to Brazil: they’ve been staying at their old
plantation in South Carolina. But what with Ku-Klux troubles, etc., things got
so nasty there this spring, that aunt came on to Baltimore to live; and Wade
came up here to us, to stay till they can hear from Capt. Additon, and find out
what to do. “So here I am with
him sort of tied to me. I can’t very well go off and leave him. He’s a good
fellow enough, and mighty smart in his way; but he’s a dreadful rebel. Tell
you, his eyes will snap when he gets to talking about the war. He fought
against us, too, when Sherman marched down through there to Savannah. Was in
two or three skirmishes. Only thirteen then. You know, the Southern boys most
all bore arms at that time. “Well, Wade’s got
wind of our expedition, and wants to go with us. But Raed says we ought not to think of taking him out among Northern
folks, — uninvited, too. I thought I would just write you how it is, and then
do as you think best. “Yours, “WASH BURLEIGH. “P. S. — Wade has
got one of the queerest dogs you ever saw. It’s a ‘Chinaman.’ Wade bought him
in New York; but he had just been brought through from San Francisco and China.
Hasn’t got a hair on him! Skin
bare as your hand, but hard and tough like an elephant’s; just about the color
of an elephant too. Wade calls him Ding-bat;
says that’s his Chinese name. Barks about the brogyest
you ever heard, — two yaps at once! All the other dogs here go for him the
moment they set eyes on him, same’s the paddies go for “John” at San Francisco.
Wade says he’s a lizard-hunter. Big lizards in China, I expect. Now, we shall
rather need a dog, you know. What say for Ding-bat? “I told you before,
I believe, that we are going to bring a compass. “Raed has got lead
on the brain, sure. He talks of nothing save lead assay and shot-towers. Have
to chuck him into an asylum to cool him off! Do you really suppose we shall
find that lode? And what’s this
you wrote about an ‘Indian devil’? (for I had said something concerning the
Indian tradition that Pomoola guards the summit of Katahdin.) Tell me more
about that. “G. W. B.” I wrote back to
bring the Southerner by all means, and Ding-bat; that we would all make
allowance for his peculiar opinions; and that I hoped we should be able to
reconstruct him. Reconstruction was the chief subject of talk at that time. And yet another
letter, received two days later from Raed, contains the following item: — “This young Additon
knows something of surveying and engineering. He studied a while under one of
the military engineers of the Confederate army. We can appoint him engineer to
the expedition. He has with him an aneroid barometer — to measure heights above
the sea-level with. We rather need a theodolite to measure angles with; but
they are somewhat expensive: besides, it is a heavy thing, — clumsy to carry.
Additon has a semicircular protractor and a pair of dividers. He says he can
measure angles roughly with those instruments; and, as the engineering is not
to be the most important department, I think we shall not try to take the
theodolite. “Hope you are
getting on with the mineralogy We are preparing note-books. “Yours, “RAED.” |